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Song Parodies -> "Blackjacks, Blinders, and Bears in the Sky!"

Original Song Title:

"Lions, Tigers, and Bears! Oh My!"

Original Performer:

Wizard of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"Blackjacks, Blinders, and Bears in the Sky!"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Russia decides to strike back for the airliner downing and support France as well...
I don't like this ISIS! It's - it's dark and Sharia preachy!
Oui, Intel shows, it'll probably get darker. We must send in more fighters!
Do - do you suppose we can "contain" these animals?
Putin is right...
Oh ... ???
Paris attacks mean WAR!
Of course- we'll send in Blackjacks, Blinders, and Bears!
And Blinders!
And Bears!
Oh! Blackjacks and Blinders, and Bears... in the sky?
US, France, and, Russia:
Must attack! Do it now! Do or die!
Allies... again?
Oui, look!
The Infidels have hit Raqqa again, and HARD!!! What are THOSE in the sky???
Russia is sending in 25 bombers plus 37 more Flankers and Frogfoots! Moskva cruiser to augment Charles De Gaulle aircraft carrier heading for the Med.

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Rob Arndt - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Note: the first news reports identified Tu-22s as Blinders (NATO codename), but actually the type being used is the more modern Tu-22M3 Backfire. NP as Blinders rhymes better with Tigers anyway ;-)
Ann - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
oh my!
Patrick - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
As you alluded to in other parodies, it will probably take "blackjacks" (close-up, hand to hand fighting) to finally subdue this terrorists.
Rob Arndt - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
The use of Red bombers was impressive in this day and age. Both sides have only 150 of all types and a lot of them are not up to flying. The US has the old reliable carpet Bomber B-52, the Bone (B-1), and the remaining B-2s. The Russians have the old reliable turboprop Tu-95 Bear, the supersonic Blinder/Backfire, and the largest Bomber ever- the Tu-160 Blackjack at 177' long and nearly 600,000 lbs loaded!!! A US Bomber run would have used about 7-8 bombers launching cruise missiles. The Russians sent 25 bombers in dropping dumb bombs and launching cruise missiles to hit 48 targets at once!!! They also are using Su-24s and Su-32s to bomb, roving Su-25s acting like A-10s against armor and flex AA vehicles & positions. I knew Putin would authorized the bombers once their airliner was shot down.
Jonathan - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
you're a Wiz when it comes to writing about weapons Rob! 5's
Rob Arndt - November 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon. But lots of military analysts knew this was coming...

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