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Song Parodies -> "Cancer Spots Are On His Brain"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Brain"

Original Performer:

Wizard of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"Cancer Spots Are On His Brain"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

President Carter, 90, told a press conference that the finding of four melanoma spots on his brain stemmed from a procedure in which a tumor was removed from his liver this month. Melanoma is skin cancer, skin cancer comes from the sun.... EVERYBODY PANIC!
Used to while away the days, in a contented haze
Except when it would rain
Buildin’ houses for the needy, not the wicked or the greedy
While the sun beat on my brain

I’d regale the boys with stories, tales of war and glories
And UFOs in Plains
Billy Beer we’d be drinkin’
Sweaty shirts were ripe-ly stinkin’
While the sun beat on my brain

Oh, I can’t tell you why the cancer climbed so high
It left my liver then it wound up in my head
Please cut it out before I’m dead

Learn a lesson from my failin’ my coffin’s surely nailin’
And save yourself some pain
Wear a hat when it’s sunny, though you may look kinda funny
And just cover up your brain.

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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Mel O'Noma - August 21, 2015 - Report this comment
An ex-Dem president with cancer? Funniest parody ever!!! I almost pooped with laughter into my collection bag. Newbie Timothy Nicholson must have howled silently. What's next? Dead babies? 511.
Onslaught - August 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Hiya Mel, Dead Babies? No. They don't come when you call. They don't chase squirrels at all. Dead babies aren't much fun. A baby died late last fall got parted out in PP's hall. Dead Babies aren't much fun. No, no, no. Mom said labor's sure a pain and once it's here what have I gained. Dead Babies beat live oooones. Dead Babies, just for Mel. Dead Babies this is swell. Dead Babies, thanks to Mel. One more time for Mel O'Noma, who cant see a cautionary tale when it reads one. Dead Babies, great idea. Dead Babies, well, I'll see ya. Dead Babies just for Mel.
Rob Arndt - August 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey Onslaught, you just inspired me to write a politically incorrect Fragment! 555!!!
Jonathan - August 21, 2015 - Report this comment 5's
Rob Arndt - August 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry to say, but Carter is still wrong on his extra copter Iranian rescue remark. Operation Eagle Claw was already compromised with the initial disaster. The mission was aborted. An extra copter would have made no difference unless there were contingency plans. There weren't. Reagan got them released by being elected after 444 days of Carter neglect.
Patrick - August 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Not much of a president, but a good ex-president. I wish him many more years.

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