Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "George Washington"
Original Song Title:
"The Candyman Can"
Original Performer:
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Parody Song Title:
"George Washington"
Parody Written by:
'Odd Alex' Patrick
The Lyrics
(George Washington Can, Title)
Who can chase some Brits,
Back to the docks,
With poor weaponry,
And men who don't even have socks?
George Washington,
George Washington can,
George Washington can "cuase he fills the Brits with lead,
And makes the rebels feel good.
Who can take some ships,
And cross the Delaware,
Attack the Hessians,
And catch them completely unaware?
George Washington,
Students:
George Washington?
Back to singer(s):
George Washington
George Washington can,
George Washington can cause he fills the Brits with lead,
And makes the rebels feel good.
George Washington was such,
That every Brit he would touch,
Would become, overcome with trauma,
He could even scare their mama
Some say he could even scare Osama
Who can take dreams,
Of a victory,
When all is lost it seems,
Come out on top with satisfactory?
George Washington
Students:
George Washington can!
Back to singer:
George Washington can
George Washington can cause he fills the Brit's with lead,
And makes the rebels feel good.
And the rebel's feel good.
Cause George Washington thinks they should!!!
Who can chase some Brits,
Back to the docks,
With poor weaponry,
And men who don't even have socks?
George Washington,
George Washington can,
George Washington can "cuase he fills the Brits with lead,
And makes the rebels feel good.
Who can take some ships,
And cross the Delaware,
Attack the Hessians,
And catch them completely unaware?
George Washington,
Students:
George Washington?
Back to singer(s):
George Washington
George Washington can,
George Washington can cause he fills the Brits with lead,
And makes the rebels feel good.
George Washington was such,
That every Brit he would touch,
Would become, overcome with trauma,
He could even scare their mama
Some say he could even scare Osama
Who can take dreams,
Of a victory,
When all is lost it seems,
Come out on top with satisfactory?
George Washington
Students:
George Washington can!
Back to singer:
George Washington can
George Washington can cause he fills the Brit's with lead,
And makes the rebels feel good.
And the rebel's feel good.
Cause George Washington thinks they should!!!
Another song to Weird Al Yankovic.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 3 | 2 | 2 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | ||||||||
| 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 | ||||||||
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 6 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
To plagiarize a comment somebody else posted on some other parody some time ago --- " I'm laughing historically " !!
354 thius was funy but the pacing was terrible in some parts
Interesting parody, nice to read.
I cannot tell a lie...this was good..five five five
As the author of what had to have been the first parody about the first President, "Our Dollar Bill," and living just 30 miles from the Battle of Trenton, I have to be honest and say this was weak as Washington's coffee and wooden as his teeth. (Yes, I know his wooden teeth were really ivory. At least I know what color his white horse was.)
It was... okay. The pacing was pretty horrible, most of all. It was a good idea, and it's chock full of historical references, but... =/
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/willywonkaandthechocolatefactory0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1422