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Song Parodies -> "Smoochy Gucci Man"

Original Song Title:

"Hoochy Coochy Man"

Original Performer:

Willie Dixon

Parody Song Title:

"Smoochy Gucci Man"

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The Lyrics

Trinny and Susannah are TV presenters in the UK who have a makeover show,.(dress hair makeup etc). they are known for being very posh very rude and very bossy
Well Trinny and Susannah
They got that TV show
But you wont' catch me goin on it
Believe me I don't wanna know
They sure think they can make you
Hang your head in shame
They think they got all the answers
But I ain't gonna play their game

And there's no way they're gonna dress me
No way will they mess with my hair
Cos I'm a smoochie Gucci man
And there ain't nobody gonna tell me what not to wear

Well I got airbags in my trainers -
Bigger than the airbags in my car
And when I pull into Niketown
Well my wish is their desire
All the ladies love my bling bling
They sure know how to please
and if I say the word I know they
will get down on their knees

But you don't call me no fashion victim
Hey I know you - you just wouldn't dare
Cos I'm a smoochie Gucci man
And there ain't nobody gonna tell me what not to wear


You know that young David Beckham
He was wearing Posh Spice's thong
And I even saw him
sporting a sarong
when it comes to hairstyles
He's surely tried them all
But you know what really turns us on is the way he bends that ball

But there's no way you're gonna dress way you can mess with his hair
Cos he's a smoochie gucci man
And there ain't nobody gonna tell him what not to wear

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Diva - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This show sounds very intersting and fun to watch.
David Chrenko - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds a bit like the U.S. show, "What Not To Wear" on TLC Channel. They get a lot of their shows from Britain, and tailor them for the states. Anyway, the gypsie woman told my mama to give you 5s.
Adagio - February 13, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I bet it's an interesting show. Made for a good read!
MarthaDTox - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey thanks for the feedback .. I ahd no idea that there was a show of this name on in the states.. Are the presentser on that show very bossy or are the same ones????
T Birks - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment

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