-> "To Sea or Not To Sea"
Original Song Title:
"To Be or Not To Be"
Parody Song Title:
"To Sea or Not To Sea"
To sea, or not to sea? Chance: Indigestion
Whether ‘tis better, in the main, to rough up
With swings and weapons of outrageous torture
Or to see charms of “Inner T.” (Read: Turtle)
With no opposing venom? In fives, to sweep--
To score—and what a treat to say we penned
A winner from the thousand pieces of schlock
We foist on AIR—phew. Diss and condemnation
An “out”, for those who wish. But fie! They reek.
They wreak, perchance they steam-- Why? There’s the pub!
For in a pint of ale, what puns may come
When we are buzzed a bit, and sort of cool.
A noble cause, but circumspect.
Mistake? Insanity of such long night
Could Fiddle bear the quips and scornful rhymes?
Professor Tom: unbowed by such contempt?
The slang that arises, lost… unkenned by me.
What value: independence, if my turns
No patience merit; as tho of horrid taste,
When he himself might improve my mistakes
With a shared grokkin’? King of Turtles, rare
Both fun and sweet under his brittle shell.
But what a shredded parody- deep scars;
No undiscovered error. Bravely borne;
Then, “LOL”, returns! Puzzle, he will.
‘Tis easy then to bear the edits made
Nor fly off handle in a fit of huff.
This knowledge doth empower most of all
And thus I am imbued with resolution
And tickled pinkly with the tales passed in thought.
New enterprise of bait/switch and droning--
In this regard my currency is high!
I'm ready now for action. Psyched- and how!
A paro-deal! So, Fiddlegirl and Turtle…
In all, a friend engendered.
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