"Hello welcome to McDonalds can I help you?"
"Tray I do say thou caneth, Thine dinner shall contain a Big Mac, a Large Fry, and a Coca-Cola."
"Uhm we don't have coke will Pepsi do?"

Pepsi, Or not Pepsi- That is the question:
Whether I'd rather at this time suffer
Caffeine and sugar of overpriced fortune
Or to take off without thine Happy Meals,
And by refusing, save cash, To eat- to drink
No more; and to leave Micky-D's and
The heartburn, and a thousand unnatural calories
The question is to solve this sensation
A fountain to be pour'd. To eat, to drink
To drink- purchase that drink: I don't see rum!
For in a drink of Sprite what gas may come?
When I have downed this immortal cola
Must be at a cost. There's the root beer
That makes hyper-activity of sugar high
For who could bare the Crush and Pibbs this time?
The drink vendor's yawn, this teenager persisting me
He tells me to hurry up, the lines waiting
There's just so many options, and returns
Impatient worker of minimum wage
When I myself could have milkshakes
But the machine's broken, and they don't have beer
To hunt a Coke is what I would like
But that drink is something they don't have
I have discovered what soft drink, I'll reward
Pink Lemonade I yearn, no free re-fill
So I will have a Large instead of half
Those fries add salt for sodium I'd like to own
Clogged arteries make cowards from eating this all
And thus I'll only eat half my portion
I'm hungered over the small cheeseburger bought
And the toy prizes that I shall open
With some regard these aren't for someone quite my age
I'll find the nearest table- Small enough!
No flair cheeseburger! Missing thy onions
Be all this food remember'd.

"Hark! Do I spy saliva on this cheeseburger!"