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Song Parodies -> "Stop Holding Up Holder"

Original Song Title:

"Take Time To Be Holy"

Original Performer:

William D. Longstaff

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Holding Up Holder"

Parody Written by:

Giblet O'sarcasm

The Lyrics

A remade hymn of support, for President Obama's choice for Attorney General, Eric Holder, directed at the 'roadblock Republicans' trying to stand in his way
Stop holding up Holder, cease insults to hurl
Your season is over, you've messed up the world
Against his installment, your case is so weak
If partisan hay or advantage you seek

Stop holding up Holder, confirm him today
Stop being a roadblock, in justice's way
His qualifications so clearly do shine
Only stubborn right-wing ideologues whine

Stop holding up Holder, what is the delay?
Our enemies increased, when you had your way
Since he will not torture, but follow the law
Who cares if he rubs some sour neocons raw?

Stop holding up Holder, the nation can't wait
Our Justice Department has much on its plate
You may even find out, if reason you heed
As Attorney General, he's just what we need
Copyright 2009 Giblet O'Sarcasm

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