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Song Parodies -> "The Use of Them?"

Original Song Title:

"Jerusalem"

Original Performer:

William Blake

Parody Song Title:

"The Use of Them?"

Parody Written by:

LucidLupin LeeBee

The Lyrics

...a spam song
And did this spam in modern time
Stalk upon this land's macs and pcs
A wink's not as good as a nod
On this land's present secure screens

I didn't count them once past nine
Sent as a con - a crowded hail
And what's the use of them sent to here
Amongst the junk mechanic mail?

Filter my mail discerning bold
Filter the circulars so dire
Filter the spam do as your told
Filter's a lariat on hire

They'll not increase or get in sight
Nor shall a word creep in my head
So what on earth's the use of them?
In this hand spam is rendered dead
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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 41

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LucidLupin LeeBee - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
nb excuse the typo in the third verse - it should of course be "you're" not "your"
gimmeahug3 - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
You are a genius im sure you could make a fortune doing this for a living, excellent as per usual you talented lady.
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm dont know about that - I wish! ;) Thanks Maggi x
Darryll - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Another cracker! xx
alvin rhodes - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
i had fun singing along...5s
Adam Eccleshall - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Inspiring excellent parodies like this is the only thing spam is good for :-)
Kristof Robertson - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Brief, but strangely epic! 555
carol - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
nice job. keep it up 555
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Darryll, alvin, Adam, Kristof and carol for the votes and comments ;-)
Ruth - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't get the damned tune out of my head now! LOL x
Zippo - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
excellent, one of your best, proud of you 555
Red Ant - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry I DKTOS here LLLB but I think Adam nailed it.
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Ruthie, Stephen & Red Ant! ;-)
Magnanimous Q Farthingbudgie - September 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Absolutely excellent - I'm still laughing at this one. (A spot on The Now Show awaits you.)
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Monsieur Bidgie - How do I contact the Now show? ;-P ;)

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