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Song Parodies -> "Willy Wonka Hoedown"

Original Song Title:

"The Hoedown Tune"

Original Performer:

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Parody Song Title:

"Willy Wonka Hoedown"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Meet the new guys in town: Brian (the Geek)! Chang (the Hothead)!Oscar (The Clown)! And Zak (the Nice Guy)!This is for anyone who watches "Whose Line Is It Anyway", so you won't go astray. Anyone who haven't seen the show or know the song, don't bother reading this at all.

His name is Willy Wonka, a famous chocolatier
He can make sweet things from everywhere to here
He loves chocolate and he knows he's the boss
But after all these years, he hasn't even floss!

Willy Wonka lives in a Chocolate Factory
He's loved by everyone including small Charlie
The kid loved his chocolates and oh, dear!
He gets the candies only once a year!

Willy Wonka sends out five Golden Tickets, only to find an heir
When he first met the kids, he gave them a tour around his lair
The first four of them are punished for being such a rot
The only one I like best is: where squirrels kicked Veruca's butt!

I took my date to see the movie, and it was very, very good
She really enjoyed every bit of it while I ate my food
When Johnny Depp appears, My date was clapping with glee
She has the hots for him, and she was only three!

She was only three!
Well... what do you think?

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 7

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Scrawny Johnny - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Whose Line is probably the most humorous show on TV. I have the DVR record it everyday. Since hoedowns aren't paced the same way everytime, I didn't penalize you. However, I did find the last stanza cleverly amusing. Good work!

Oh, and thanks for stealing my idea of making a parody of a hoedown...
carol - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy 455
Phil Alexander - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Kinda fun.. but... Zak's "the nice guy", and he takes a three-year-old as a date? Hmm... anyway, I'm a long-standing "Whose Line" fan, too (even if it is somewhat derivative from "I'm sorry, I haven't a clue")... so was this a spur-of-the-moment improvisation, then?
b'coz - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Zak: Hi! I'm the guy who sang this with my friends! If you're wondering about my date-- (Oscar: He's a pedophile!!!) I'm not! She's my girlfriends little cousin! My girlfriend was so sick that day and I had take the bratty kid along with me! (Brian: You should've seen the tantrum...) (Chang: I HATE HER!) (Oscar: That's why you never wanted to get married and have children.) (Chang: Try me or I'll make you sure YOU DON"T have any children!) Guys! Guys! Please! (Brian: Zak, are posting this conversation?)
who cares what my name is - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This is pretty good. Now you need to do an Irish Drinking Song! Ohh, idey didey didey didey didey didey dye!
Andrea Huckstep - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment

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