-> "Willy Wonka Hoedown"
Original Song Title:
"The Hoedown Tune"
Parody Song Title:
"Willy Wonka Hoedown"
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His name is Willy Wonka, a famous chocolatier
He can make sweet things from everywhere to here
He loves chocolate and he knows he's the boss
But after all these years, he hasn't even floss!
Willy Wonka lives in a Chocolate Factory
He's loved by everyone including small Charlie
The kid loved his chocolates and oh, dear!
He gets the candies only once a year!
Willy Wonka sends out five Golden Tickets, only to find an heir
When he first met the kids, he gave them a tour around his lair
The first four of them are punished for being such a rot
The only one I like best is: where squirrels kicked Veruca's butt!
I took my date to see the movie, and it was very, very good
She really enjoyed every bit of it while I ate my food
When Johnny Depp appears, My date was clapping with glee
She has the hots for him, and she was only three!
She was only three!
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