(Darth Vader)
I feel evil, oh so evil
I feel evil and dreadful and light
And I'm angry any fool who isn't dead tonight

(Sauron)
I feel crazy, oh so crazy
It's amazing how crazy I feel
And so evil I can hardly eat my meal

(Voldemort)
See the evil dude in that mirror there?
Who can that horrible man be?
Such a scary face
Such an ugly robe
Such a sneering smile
Pretty evil me!

(Count Olaf)
I am humming songs are ringing
I am dancing and singing for joy
For I'll get the middle Baudelaire boy

(Wicked Witch)
Have you met my sister
The Wicked Witch of the East?
You'll know her the minute you see her
After she gets eaten by a beast
I thinks she's insane

(Count Olaf)
I taking over Spain
This isn't no joke
I'm getting on the plane

(Voldemort)
It must be the meat
Or some new disease
I have to much toeat
Or maybe it's Wormtail's fleas

(Darth Vader)
Keep away from me
What's the matter
This is not the evil we know
Darkish and pure

(Sauron)
Cruel, not kind
Ruthless and mature
And out of our minds!

(Wicked Witch)
Miss Evil, Miss Evil, screech!
Miss Evil has a speech!

(Darth Vader)
I feel evil, oh so evil
That the cities should realized and see
Whole rebels should be organized to honour me

(Sauron)
I feel dizzy, I feel sunny
I feel frizzy and sissy and fine
And so evil, Ol' Saruman can just resign

(Voldemort)
See the stupid dude sitting in a bench there
(Olaf: What dude, where?)
Who can that thickheaded boy be?
(Olaf: Which, what, where, whom?)
Punch his pretty face
Tear his stupid clothes
Ripped his silly smile
Guy's afraid of me!

(Villains)
We are comming, celebrating
Let's go get our plans unfurled
For we are taking over the world!