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Song Parodies -> "Ivanka"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

West Side Story (Musical)

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John Dacey

The Lyrics

Purging all the trumpian stuff before the upcoming election results renders them no longer topical. Moose call for comparison:
The most atonal noise I ever heard:
All the nasally grunts of the world in a single word . . .
Ivanka Ivanka Ivanka Ivanka . . .
I dread hearing the name Ivanka
As musical as moose
Or angry honking goose
Could be.
If you say the name of Ivanka
The baying of a hound
A pig that's nearly drowned
At sea!
Dissonant as a drunk piper playing
Said aloud it's a jackass that's braying
I'll stop you from saying Ivanka
The sound I most wished I had never heard

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 20

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Michael Pacholek - November 02, 2020 - Report this comment
How do you solve a problem like Ivanka? (I checked: No one's written that parody yet.)
American Veteran - November 04, 2020 - Report this comment
Anybody who gives her daddy lap dances and lets him squeeze her tits ain't wrapped too tight.

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