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Song Parodies -> "Brozilian"

Original Song Title:

"Maria"

Original Performer:

West Side Story Broadway musical cast

Parody Song Title:

"Brozilian"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Spending a little too much time at the pubic library lately.
ME (or YOU)
(spoken)
Brozilian. . .Brozilian. . .

(now sing)
There's a new fashion trend that's phenomenal:

Brozilian. . .
Brozilian, Brozilian, Brozilian. . .

It's an actual thing for a cost that is nominal. . .

Brozilian,
Brozilian, Brozilian, Brozilian. . .

Brozilian!
I got a Groupon for Brozilian--
I googled for some facts
And found that it means wax
For men!

Brozilian--
My personal wax pro was Jillian--
She gave me steamy towels
Brought out a tiny trowel
And then...

Brozilian!
Well-endowed,
And you're smooth for playing!
Get it wrong,
Well, it's almost like spaying. . .

Brozilian...
I'm ready for gay men's cotillion. . .

Brozilian!
Brozilian! Brozilian! Brozilian!
Brozilian!
Brozilian! Brozilian! Brozilian!
Brozilian!

Take three Advil before your service--
Smoke some weed--
Unless that makes you nervous--

Brozilian. . .
My poor aching crotch is vermilion. . .

The protrusion astounds but my thing sure hurts. . .

Broziiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . .lian. . .
┬ęBob "I Wish I Knew Sports Like Ann Killion" Gomez 2013

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Old Man Ribber - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Bob - To steal a terrible joke...I know what a billion is and what a trillion is, but just how much is a Brozilian? Nice one. ;D
Bob Gomez - February 21, 2013 - Report this comment
Thank you, Man. I think a Brozilian is somewhere in between a gazillion and the federal deficit.
John Lomain - February 22, 2013 - Report this comment
funny

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