[EMI]:
Read my ditty,
Yes, this ditty
Read this ditty, so witty, but Ai!
What a pity -
My great masterpiece received no fives.

[PARODY AUTHORS]:
(Hahahahaha, ha ha ha, ha-ha!)

[EMI]:
It's so clever
No one ever
Put together such lyrical treats!
(And my ditty
Took me just five minutes to complete!)

[PARODY AUTHORS]:
(Blahblahblahblahblah, blah blah blah, blah-blah...)

[EMI]:
See that little link I've included there? (Yes, that one there!)
Click on it and see what I mean! (This one! *click* Hm...)
Yes, the pacing's great,
Funny as the rest,
Read it for a while,
Five it - one, two, three!

[JAKE A. RALPHING (LUKE BRATTONI)]:
Fives for you, my sweet!

[KRISTOF ROBERTSON]:
Not the best I've seen...

[T.J. SPINDLER]:
1-1-1 from ME!

[EMI]:
I'll get famous...

[aoid]:
You're the lamest!
Ignoramus, your brain is a void!

[EMI (not listening)]:
...For I'll plug
'Till I'm blocked because they're annoyed!

[PARODY AUTHORS]
Have you met our good friend Ms. Loca,
The one with the 'flatable elf?
We've met her and wish we could choke her
She's the one who, oft, shamelessly promotes herself!

[JAKE A RALPHING (LUKE BRATTONI)]:
She thinks she's in love.

[ARWEN]:
She thinks she's the queen! (Ha-ha-ha...)

[LEO JAY]:
She thinks she's so cool just 'cause she's fifteen!

[THE THOUGHT POLICE]:
Her socks AND thoughts stink!

[DUBYA]:
She writed 'bout me.

[YWN]:
She writes about sex - Alert ChuckyG!

[PARODY AUTHORS]:
A spoi-led brat plugging bad parodies
Her comments tell us "Write more like me!"
Lacking in skill, her pic's not so cute

[EMI]:
(What, it's not?!?)

[PARODY AUTHORS]:
She's so immature, let's give her the boot!

[EMI]:
Wait! My ditty!
Read my ditty!
It's not shitty...

[CENSORS]:
Excuse me, Emi?

[EMI]:
Fine, I'm quitting!
And I know you all will feel guilty!

[PARODY AUTHORS] :
(Hahahahaha, ha, yes, now she's gone!)

[EMI]:
I'm just kidding.

[PARODY AUTHORS]:
She's not leaving?!

[EMI]:
I keep winning, achieving - how fine!
Read my ditty!
It's the greatest just because it's mine!

[PARODY AUTHORS] :
(Blahblahblahblahblah, blah blah blah, blah-blah...)

[EMI]:
See my comment area vacant there?

[PARODY AUTHORS]:
(Hm, wonder why...)

[EMI]:
Someone tell me why it's emp-ty!

[PARODY AUTHORS]:
(No one likes you!)

[EMI]:
Read my ditty twice,
For my ditty's best!
It'll make you smile,
Vote for it high-ly!

[PHIL ALEXANDER]:
What a sh*tty piece!

[2NZ]:
Emi, you should leave!

[JOHNNY D]:
(My name's Johnny D.)

[PARODY AUTHORS]:
Now we're shunning
This dumb Nancy
For her work is so hard to enjoy!
(Like THIS song...)

[EMI]:
Now my reputation's destroyed!