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Song Parodies -> "Puffin' Heads Of Golden Weedles"
Original Song Title:
"Silver Threads And Golden Needles"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Wanda Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Puffin' Heads Of Golden Weedles"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Sarah Palin pulled a funny,
'Bout the soda ban by "Bloom"
When she sucked on her Big Gulp,
And laughter filled the room
But the Mayor he's not laughin'
Since a Judge offset his game
He's appealing, and a new bill,
Is the target of his aim..
"Hide Your Smokes" says, Mayor Bloomberg
Out of sight is out of mouth..
Wants a bill to shelve tobacco
No more, up north..tuck down south
Is our dear Bloomberg a hero
Saving souls from Smoking Hell,
Or will this wind up a zero,
Just a bit for SNL...
Might be paved with good intentions,
But a rough road he constructs,
Just because nobody sees 'em,
Don't mean they won't pay ten bucks.
Puffin' heads of golden weedles
Heed controlled addictive minds
Ain't no Mayor, thinks he's Zorro
Gonna' unsmoke their behinds,,
Since they're hidden, "I'll quit smokin'"
No New Yorkers are that blind
Puffin' heads of golden weedles
Heed controlled addictive minds..
Puffin' heads of golden weedles
Heed controlled addictive minds
Ain't no Mayor, thinks he's Zorro
Gonna' unsmoke their behinds,,
Ain't no Mayor, thinks he's Zorro
Gonna' unsmoke their behinds,,
'Bout the soda ban by "Bloom"
When she sucked on her Big Gulp,
And laughter filled the room
But the Mayor he's not laughin'
Since a Judge offset his game
He's appealing, and a new bill,
Is the target of his aim..
"Hide Your Smokes" says, Mayor Bloomberg
Out of sight is out of mouth..
Wants a bill to shelve tobacco
No more, up north..tuck down south
Is our dear Bloomberg a hero
Saving souls from Smoking Hell,
Or will this wind up a zero,
Just a bit for SNL...
Might be paved with good intentions,
But a rough road he constructs,
Just because nobody sees 'em,
Don't mean they won't pay ten bucks.
Puffin' heads of golden weedles
Heed controlled addictive minds
Ain't no Mayor, thinks he's Zorro
Gonna' unsmoke their behinds,,
Since they're hidden, "I'll quit smokin'"
No New Yorkers are that blind
Puffin' heads of golden weedles
Heed controlled addictive minds..
Puffin' heads of golden weedles
Heed controlled addictive minds
Ain't no Mayor, thinks he's Zorro
Gonna' unsmoke their behinds,,
Ain't no Mayor, thinks he's Zorro
Gonna' unsmoke their behinds,,
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NY is off my tobacco turf but I can relate to the public smoking issue. As long as it's outdoors it doesn't bother me. Though I smoke, I dislike passive smoke. Sorry Airfarce, I meant to hit 544, but I miscued. Though the piece didn't quite light my fire, the pacing was spot-on. I'll try and make up by voting up next time.
She sucks all the time.
AFW - Much ado about puffin' if ya ask me...And nothing new about politicians blowing smoke out of their *ss every now and then
TY for enlightening us about lighting up-555!
Thanks, everyone
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