I am googling tonight on the old PC,
I've had it now for years
It's load-time is slow cause the hard-drive's bad,
I'm sitting here in tears!

Many are the hearts, who are weary tonight,
Wishing for their tweets to see;
Many are the hearts, wishing for the right
To own a new PC!
Googling tonight, googling tonight,
Googling on the old PC!

I am sitting tonight at my old PC,
A signal's what I need;
My friends are online, but the LAN cord's broke,
It can't support the feed!

Many are the hearts, who are weary tonight.
Wishing for their friends to see;
Many are the hearts, wishing for the right
To own a new PC!
Skyping tonight, skyping tonight,
Skyping on the old PC!

I am gaming tonight on the old PC,
The frames are lagging bad;
The processor's slow, and the ram is full,
My heart is dark and sad!

Many are the hearts, who are weary tonight,
Wishing for a killing spree;
Many are are hearts, wishing for the right
To own a new PC!
Gaming tonight, gaming tonight,
Gaming on the old PC!

I am tired tonight of my old PC
It makes me want to yell!
Can somebody please tell me, why, oh why,
I bought a freaking Dell!?

Many are the hearts, who are weary tonight
Longing for the dawn to see!
Many are hearts, wishing for the right
To own a new PC!
Longing tonight, longing tonight
Longing for a new PC!