When I won my landslide back in oh-eight
I promised I'd change the game.
So I gloated over my big mandate
And set about building a nanny state
As I pushed my health care and it was great
But the folks weren't impressed, they blame me now.
Those folks weren't impressed, they blame.

But it's a long long time from March to November
And those stupid clods won't even remember
How we used our power to ram through my bill
And how we ignored many people's will.
For the Tea Party frauds will just melt away.
They're losers - abusers!
And on November Two, they won't even vote.
And if they do, ACORN will steal their votes.

I'm laughing! My health care's the law of the land.
I'm just getting started, folks.
In seven more months the wounds will all heal
And things unimportant will cool off their zeal.
Biden says "This is a big f***ing deal!"
And we'll come back with lots of pokes at them.
Yes, Gibbs will make lots of jokes.

Oh, it's a long long time from March to November,
But the right wing goons - you know I'll dismember.
All you racist bigots will all have forgot.
They'll watch NASCAR and chicks who are hot.
And we will keep you see - our majority!
You love me! Pelosi!
And I'll remake this land. I'm The Chosen One!
Oh yes I am The Chosen One!