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Song Parodies -> "November Song"

Original Song Title:

"September Song"

Original Performer:

Walter Houston

Parody Song Title:

"November Song"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

First, appreciate the difficulty of parodying a work by Maxwell Anderson...a true master poet. Put to a song by Kurt Weill, this makes it harder. That said, this is my signature song as a euphonium player on gigs. I imagine this as Obama taunting his critics. Like the Holocaust, I urge all Americans...Never Forget! ;D

When I won my landslide back in oh-eight
I promised I'd change the game.
So I gloated over my big mandate
And set about building a nanny state
As I pushed my health care and it was great
But the folks weren't impressed, they blame me now.
Those folks weren't impressed, they blame.

But it's a long long time from March to November
And those stupid clods won't even remember
How we used our power to ram through my bill
And how we ignored many people's will.
For the Tea Party frauds will just melt away.
They're losers - abusers!
And on November Two, they won't even vote.
And if they do, ACORN will steal their votes.

I'm laughing! My health care's the law of the land.
I'm just getting started, folks.
In seven more months the wounds will all heal
And things unimportant will cool off their zeal.
Biden says "This is a big f***ing deal!"
And we'll come back with lots of pokes at them.
Yes, Gibbs will make lots of jokes.

Oh, it's a long long time from March to November,
But the right wing goons - you know I'll dismember.
All you racist bigots will all have forgot.
They'll watch NASCAR and chicks who are hot.
And we will keep you see - our majority!
You love me! Pelosi!
And I'll remake this land. I'm The Chosen One!
Oh yes I am The Chosen One!

Michael...abstain if you can't score this on merit. Unobomber...go back to job at the I.R.S. Barry Mitchell...why doesn't the Unobomber screw you as well as me? ;D

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Old Man Ribber - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
The end comments were offered in the spirit of fun...they seem a little harsh at second reading. 'Scusa me! ;D
John Barry - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
IMHO, nothing wrong with being harsh in a satirical sense, if the public-figure target(s), in your view, warrant(s) it. Freedom of speech and all that.
TJC - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm with John....
"Do ewe dismember come year twelve, November?..."
Doctor Pepper - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
One thing Americans seem to be unaware of is that Public Health Care makes Europeans better doctors because during their practise years they come in contact with more poor people's conditions and accidents and that way get more varied training and a broader outlook on the whole medical spectrum - and that's something that both the rich and the middleclass in say for example Scandinavia benefits from later, hence they have a longer life expectancy than even the average upper class Americans...
Barry J. Mitchel - May 12, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR: Maybe I am the unobomber! But I can't be, because I didn't see this until you commented on my parody of TOS on May 10. Looks like you got 2 unos and the 411, so I'll help to offset those with a belated 555.

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