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Song Parodies -> "I'll Vote for Dems to Win!"
Original Song Title:
"O When the Saints Go Marching In"
Original Performer:
Virgil O. Stamps
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Vote for Dems to Win!"
Parody Written by:
Linda Terhune
The Lyrics
You sold me on joining the liberal left democrats! Yes, democrats should take the house and the senate! Let's go vote!
I'm going to vote - it's not a spin
I'm going to vote for dems to win
Yes in the next election coming
Gunna to vote in libs to win
The reason why the libs should win
is that it really would please Bin
And even North Korea
Not to please them is a sin
And there's that overrated nod
And the dummies call Him God
Take Him off our dollars and pledge too
Cus to have Him there's just odd
And Jessica's law's so really dumb
it would just hurt some saintly bums
yes sir all those trial lawyers
who support libs with big sums
And it'd be fun to cut and run
leave our allies holding the gun
leave them there to get the job done
It's about us so cut and run!
Just because the economy's strong
doesn't mean that right's not wrong
better than it's been in four decades (+)
I like to whine just all day long
Yes jobs are up, historical rates
the stock market makes pensions great
but the other countries are jealous
doing well is just mean bait
We've not been hit on our great land
and that's been boring - understand
911 and it's excitement
brought by libs - give Bin a hand!
They have a plan to cut some cost
in energy and it's just boss
they'll make flag burning a new heat source
and then throw in a wooden cross
Oh yes I'll vote for dems to win
oh yes I'll vote in all that sin
yes sir God is overrated
and it will give our Bin a grin!
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A right-winger using New Orleans' theme song for a pro-Republican parody is like a Nazi singing "Hava Nagila." And you can write your own punchline to follow THAT! You know what would please bin Laden, Linda? Jeb getting elected in 2008. Oh, sure, he says he's not running, but we know what a Bush's word is worth: Nothing. bin Laden would LUV to have four more years of a moron Bush in the White House. Look at the bright side: I gave you a three on pacing. Then again, being a New Orleans jazz song, pacing is hardly the most important factor. But you wouldn't know that, being a Republican and not caring about New Orleans.
You sound like a two year old child throwing a tantrum Michael - terrible maturity issues going on with you huh? Well it was nice to hear from you anyway, (a bit rambling, but nice nevertheless)
You don't have a clue. If Clinton had been in office on 9/11/01 the bombing might not have happened.
2EAGLE: Well, since under Clinton we had 4 attacks from Bin and he declared war on us - and the ex president didn't get him when he was handed to him twice on a silver platter - your theory is sort of weak. If he were still president, (and thank God he isn't), we would not have dismantled AQ from Afghanistan and they would still be growing stronger each day.... and - N. Korea would be given more money and more reactors by Clinton to build even more nukes faster! You should be happy Bush is president - if not for him, many more thousands of us could possibly be dead. But hey, democrats are just horrible when it comes to protecting our country - that is a given. Clinton even reduced military every single budget while in office - a true protector!
When was bin Laden "handed to Clinton on a silver platter"? The Taliban is back in Afghanistan, and the rightful government has little more than the capital city of Kabul. North Korea did not expand their nuke program under Clinton, they were stopped. Then Bush opened his yap, called them part of an "Axis of Evil," they got scared, and built something to defend themselves. Linda, as the old saying goes, you are entitled to your own beliefs, but you are not entitled to twist the facts to fit them. Unless you want to go work at Dubya's Presidential Library. You'll have to read the books to him, of course. But then, he already has his monument. It's a big hole in Lower Manhattan. Mount No-more.
Wow! I can see that the war between Michael and Linda is still ongoing!
I couldn't get the song to pace with the original, no matter how I tried.
Well, I didn't vote and I disagree with each and every point within your piece, Linda, but I will give you credit for totally restraining yourself and refraining from any name-calling in your piece. I think the pacing is a little spotty here and that's too bad because the word combinations available with your lyrics should have allowed you to make it fit just about right with a little extra attention. But I will grant that it's a step in the right direction that you are not vilifying those with opposing points of view.
Actually, if the elected president had been in the White House on 9/11/01, the Twin Towers would still be standing. Hmmm, five years and "Dum-ba-ya" still can't find Bin Laden - see, if he had caught him, you couldn't run on this bogus terror threat. Now, besides Foley, how many other republican pedophiles are there in Congress. In the next Congress - gay marriage, choice for all women, and the end of an unjust war. Michael, nothing this lunatic ever says is true, you should know that by know. A true republican, lie until you are caught and then change the subject - but when in doubt, always blame Clinton. When in double-doubt - throw in Chappaquidick. (And remember, Watergate does not bother them - it was just a burglary, not an attempt to circumvent the Constitution.)
Michael - sorry Hun, but your facts are twisted - and the fact you even think your rambling post was factual, is a very sad testament to you and your ignorance. I think you spend way too much time bashing and following your sorted herder's lead, and then posting your silly little parodies - you have none left over to discover what is really go on in the world around you. Clinton gave the reactors to N. Korea and plenty of money to boot. He was lied to by them repeatedly and what did he do? Give them more! No wonder N. Korea and Bin want your pathetic little party to win! Now if you cannot post to me like an adult and just continue with your childish crap, then I will ignore you just like your far left wacko friend. Try speaking as if you are over the age of 12.
The following statement by Linda Loon is hysterical . . . "Michael - sorry Hun, but your facts are twisted - and the fact you even think your rambling post was factual, is a very sad testament to you and your ignorance. " Right! And Foley isn't a pedophile; Iraq has WMD; Abramoff never went to the White House; Watergate was only a burglary; Bush didn't steal the election against Gore; nobody's dying in Iraq . . .
Can't Linda and Michael just get along??
No Rodney, they can't. Terloon's comments are an example of her brain on Kool aid. She has a distorted view of reality. She is a bitter old woman who has been in and out of asylums. She does not deal with fact, only fiction. She cannot think for herself and must rely on talking points supplied by the extreme right wing of the Pedophillia party. But when in doubt, she'll blame the great President Clinton of the great Senator Kennedy.
who is the "President Clinton of the great Senator Kennedy"? ----- ---- VOTE DEMOCRAT IT WILL PLEASE THOSE WHO WANT TO CHOP OUR HEADS OFF AND THAT SOUNDS TOO FUN! --- --- ---- ---- VOTE DEMOCRAT I want the likes of Pelosi, Hillary, Kennedy, Kerry, etc to controll all aspects of entitlements and REDUCE my income to provide for the parasitic poor (These are the ones who can work but won't prefering to have babies and collect our tax money)! --- - --- --- VOTE DEMOCRAT I want the Iran and government to be given the same things N Korea received under Clinton --- --- --- VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE TO GET A GOOD JOB, WE SHOULD ALL BE FORCED TO SPEAK BILINGUAL - NOT JUST THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS! ---- ---- VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE, BE TRUTHFUL... 911 WAS EXCITING AND WE REALLY COULD USE MORE OF THAT EXCITEMENT AGAIN... GIVE BIN THE TOOLS HE NEEDS TO ALLOW US ANOTHER EXCITING 911 TO HAPPEN ---- ---- --- VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE WHINING IS THE IN THING TO DO! --- VOTE DEMOCRAT .... BECAUSE FRANKLY, I AM SICK OF SAYING 'ONE NATION UNDER GOD' AND IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT ONE MORE TIME I WILL PUKE!
IMAGINE THIS!!!!!!!!!! ------ ------ We see and hear a wiretapped conversation, with a terrorist revealing his WORST plans to his associate - and, inadvertently, to government eavesdroppers, too. --- ---- --- Then, when he's about to spill the beans on when and where the next attack is going to come, the line should go dead, with a dial tone, with a machine voice saying ---- ---- --- "This wiretap terminated in the name of privacy rights by the Democratic U.S. Congress" -------- ------- VOTE DEMOCRAT ... BECAUSE ANTI-AMERICANISM IS IN FOR US REAL AMERICANS! ---- ---- ---- VOTE DEMOCRAT - WE ARE HAVE THE BEST ECONOMY IN THE WHOLE WORLD, (THE SECOND IN LINE MUST DO 3 TIMES BETTER TO CATCH US)... I MEAN, WHO DO WE THINK WE ARE? THE BEST? - KNOCK US DOWN SOME PEGS, VOTE DEMOCRAT... CUZ IT'S BETTER TO NOT BE THE BEST....
VOTE DEMOCRAT .... BECAUSE IT IS MUCH EASIER HANDLING THE BOARDER WHEN WE HAVE OPEN BOARDERS .... ---- --- ---- VOTE DEMOCRAT -- --- -- IT GETS BORING WATCHING THE UNEMPLOYMENT GET LOWER THAN IT EVER HAS UNDER THIS ADMINISTRATION AND THE ECONOMY GET BETTER THAN IT HAS BEEN IN OVER FOUR DECADES! WE NEED TO HAVE MORE STRUGGLES HERE, IT BUILDS OUR CHARACTER! --- ---- --- VOTE DEMOCRAT - MAKE THE TERRORIST HAPPY AND GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO COME BACK HERE AND ATTACK... EVERYONE NEEDS A SECOND CHANCE! --- --- --- "You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." - JOHN KERRY OCT. 30TH 2006 ---- --- -- VOTE DEMOCRAT: IT'S THE SOCIALIST THING TO DO! -- -- -- VOTE DEMOCRAT = IT IS SO BORING THAT WE HAVEN'T HAD AN ATTACK ON OUR COUNTY SINCE 911... WE NEED MORE ACTION AT HOME! ---- -- VOTE DEMOCRAT ..BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT TAKING ENOUGH OUT OF OUR PAYCHECK FOR TAXES AND THAT SUCKS. -- -- -- VOTE DEMOCRAT WHO NEEDS PRISON TIME FOR CONVICTED CHILD RAPISTS? THAT WOULD NOT BE FAIR TO THE CONVICTED CHILD RAPISTS!
At least Democratic voters are smart enough to turn off their CAPS LOCK key. Your parody and comments make no sense, and that video you linked at the bottom was a joke. Here's a choice excerpt from it: "Democratic judges have completely rewritten the Constitution.." Uh, what? George Bush has completely disregarded the Constitution, so why do would the Repugnacons care what a few judges are doing? Good job slamming the gays and lesbians as well.
Your party is only concerned with life up until it actually becomes a person (at birth); after that it could care less about you. What if one day scientists find a "gay" gene? Are you going to abort those fetuses or just rip on them forever once they are born? Vote Republican - because torture is a fun and effective means of extracting information from people we consider threats. Vote Republican - because the Constitution is just a silly little piece of paper that has no real meaning, other than toilet paper for the president. Vote Republican - because typing in ALL CAPS is the best way to get your message(s) across. Vote Republican - because everyone needs to be wrong once in a while.
Your party is only concerned with life up until it actually becomes a person (at birth); after that it could care less about you. What if one day scientists find a "gay" gene? Are you going to abort those fetuses or just rip on them forever once they are born? Vote Republican - because torture is a fun and effective means of extracting information from people we consider threats. Vote Republican - because the Constitution is just a silly little piece of paper that has no real meaning, other than toilet paper for the president. Vote Republican - because typing in ALL CAPS is the best way to get your message(s) across. Vote Republican - because everyone needs to be wrong once in a while.
Linda - nice job on regurgitating a Dick Morris column - did you steal the wire tapping idea from his column or was it one of the talking points that you were provided? You've summed up why to vote Democrat rather well - just keep on message. Tell me, does gay marriage actually scare you more than Foley or the head of the Evangelical Christians? Have you forgotten who the Commander in Chief was on 9/11? How he vowed to get those responsible dead or alive? (It's more than five years later and Osama Bin Laden is still out there - he's seven foot tall, rich, and carries a cell phone.) Can you really live with the innocent lives lost in an unjust war? Tell me, are you worried about the results of the election? I challenge you - explain the actions of Foley and the evangelical guy - you can't, can you? Your rhetoric is old, boring, and divisive. Have you actually read the Constitution? Do you understand the Bill of Rights? Let's hear more about your morals - you hypocrite.
Ter-Loon - I thought that you didn't read my posts? You're running so scared that the kool-aid isn't even making you feel better. Vote Demoncrat because we don't believe in Ted Haggard. Vote Demoncrat because none of our representatives have the last name of Ney. Vote Demoncrat because we also should have a chance to not catch Osama. Vote Demoncrat because we're not the pedophile party. Vote Demoncrat because we won't let Abramoff into our house. Vote Demoncrat because, unlike Rush Limbaugh, we buy our drugs on the street. Vote Demoncrat because pulling out of Iraq will save American lives. Vote Demoncrat because we'll put "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" back into the 7th Inning Stretch. Vote Demoncrat and you will no longer have to fear living in terror. Vote Demoncrat because maybe, just maybe, it will push Ter-loon far enough to jump.
Ms. Terhune, perhaps you might consider giving Dick Morris credit for the ad campaign of which you took ownership of above. By the way, the scare tactic won't work. 9/11 happened on Bush's watch and we are not any safer than we were five years ago. The American people are ready to vote you warmongers, pedophiles, liars, and corrupt republicans out of office. When you wake up on Wednesday, it will be morning in America again because on Tuesday when citizens go to the polls and see those republican names, they're gonna - JUST SAY NO!
I suspect that we won't be hearing from Ter-Loon for some time now. After today's right-wing conservative blood bath, she has to wait for the talking points to come out before we get her spin. Of course it will be much of the same vile rhetoric - baby killers, Bill Clinton, Teddy Kennedy, Demoncrats, terror, unAmericans. Hell, pretty soon it will be time to drag out the old, tired and boring speech on how the Demoncrats are taking the "Christ" out of Christmas for Christ's sake. And what we won't hear about are: the death toll in Iraq, Preacher Haggard and his meth-induced ride with a male prostitute, how Haliburton is the only one winning the war in Iraq, the Republican Pedophile Page Program (RPPP) and its subsequent cover-up. good riddance right wings nuts.
Electronic Voting machine problems in Ohio, Indiana and Florida. Could MO and VA be next? You right wing extremists will do anything to steal an election, won't you?
I'm the Immoral Liberal and I approve of this election. Thank you America for voting out the corrupt, crystal meth taking pedophiles and voting in the party with the morals and values that once made this such a great country! Goodbye Ter-Loon it's hard to die when all tbe bombs have stopped falling from the sky.
It's morning again.@
Linda - will we ever hear from you again? On behalf of liberals and demoncrats throughout the United States, thank you for your help in this election; we couldn't have done it without you. In the end it was your party's corruption and support of the unjust war in Iraq that did you in. Tell me, will you be available to help us out again before the 2008 election? Here's hoping that you "Stay the Course". bob
What a bunch of whiners! Hey, whiney demoncrats: jealousy is odious!
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