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Song Parodies -> "Around The Girls For Eighty Years"

Original Song Title:

"Around The World In Eighty Days"

Original Performer:

Victor Young

Parody Song Title:

"Around The Girls For Eighty Years"

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The Lyrics

Around the girls for eighty years
Hugh partys on
No hope is gone
Still has his Playboy dears
Reigns there, a dream, supreme, somehow
That lucky cuss,
Why ain't it us
With smiles he's smiling now

A den of sin in Tinsel Town
The mansion and the Grotto caves
Hot girls to fool around
We're envious
To be around his world
In that astounding world
Of Hugh

He'll prob'lly last two hundred more
They'll prop him up,
For TV show
Called, "Those Old Broads, Next Door"
We're envious
To be around his world
That most amazing world
Of Hugh

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Bittersweet tribute to The Hef, AFW. I wonder if no Bunny gets too much Hefner no more?
alvin rhodes - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
very cleverly done
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but possibly the best tie-in with current news today. However, I'm curious, will there be a version for called "on top of girls for 80 years"? :-)
Dee Range - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I bet old Hugh's done wore himself down to nothin' but a stump for all the humpin' all these years. Kinda like a #2 pencil after 80 years of hard writin'...or ridin', in his case. Great tribute.Let me quote from and 'American Pie' parody that I read on this site...."I was barely 10 years old...When I opened my first centerfold....And started rubbin' myself real slow.....Miss February made me shiver....With each stroke my hand delivered". Prob'ly sums it up for a lot of us men, what Playboy represented then. What a life he must lead!
AFW - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny D, alvin..........and thanks, Peter...sounds like a good idea...I don't do much WF these days................and thanks, Dee..Yes, I guess he's always been ahead of his prime, er time...and yeah..only trouble with Playboy...they never seemed to have enough pictures, for me...but, I guess that's because the real men only admitted to reading the articles and gosh, golly, never noticed the pix
Stuart McArthur - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
the Bizarro world of Hugh! - it, like Hugh himself is locked in the 60s (not that that's a bad thing!) - nice tribute, AFW - 555
Rick C - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Another fine tribute by the king of fine tributes, AFW. 555
AFW - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Stuart...yeah, and I guess if I own up to it, I'm kinda' locked into the "Sixties" myself...but, I'd rather have his lock................. And thanks, Rick C. ...I appreciate the coronation
Larry Hensley - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice stuff
Tommy Turtle - April 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice spread read well. 55 - 55 - 55
Red Ant - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Great tribute once again AFW. Playboy has words? =)
AFW - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry, Tommy, and Red Ant

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