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Song Parodies -> "John Madden's Rambling"
Original Song Title:
"The Addams Family"
Original Performer:
Vic Mizzy
Parody Song Title:
"John Madden's Rambling"
Parody Written by:
David
The Lyrics
If you don't know who John Madden is, he is a famous pro football announcer known for rambling on about nothing. Also, his longtime play-by-play partner on FOX, Pat Summerall, is known for being interrupted by John Madden because he always has to be the one talking. He also does commercials for the athlete's foot product, Tinactin. ( Also, pronounce line 2: a double chin-uhd face-ee)
He's creepy and he's crazy,
A double-chinned face-y,
An ugly Patrick Swayze,
John Madden's rambling.
His image is distractin',
His speech is counteractin',
"Try tough actin' Tinactin,"
John Madden's rambling.
(duh-duh-duh-DUH) Smirk.
(duh-duh-duh-DUH) Jerk.
(duh-duh-duh-DUH,duh-duh-duh-DUH,duh-duh-duh-DUH) Berserk.
He's first to start a-yappin',
When something starts to happen,
Pat Summerall should slap him,
John Madden's rambling.
A double-chinned face-y,
An ugly Patrick Swayze,
John Madden's rambling.
His image is distractin',
His speech is counteractin',
"Try tough actin' Tinactin,"
John Madden's rambling.
(duh-duh-duh-DUH) Smirk.
(duh-duh-duh-DUH) Jerk.
(duh-duh-duh-DUH,duh-duh-duh-DUH,duh-duh-duh-DUH) Berserk.
He's first to start a-yappin',
When something starts to happen,
Pat Summerall should slap him,
John Madden's rambling.
Don't get me wrong, I love John Madden. He's my favorite commentator; he's just funny to make fun of.
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| 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 8 | 9 | 8 |
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Funny, David! 555...
Unfair! I bet the people who voted 4's were just not familiar with John Madden and his incessant rambling that destroys American Football games. three 5's for you!
John Madden owns, and this parody is worthy of His name (yes, i capitaized 'his' for Madden, just like for God. I apologize). BOOM! 555 for you! That's a 5 legged turkey! I think Madden should lay off the Outback Steakhouse for a while!
My favorite part of this song is: His image is distractin', His speech is counteractin', "Try tough actin' Tinactin,"
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