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Song Parodies -> "My Cologna"

Original Song Title:

"My Sharona"

Original Performer:

Veruca Salt

Parody Song Title:

"My Cologna"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

Oh I'm a little bit a smelly now, smelly now
When you gonna give me some of my cologna
Are you gonna make me run summor, run summor
Give a little shot of some of my cologna

Always gonna smell
Put it on
Such a moist area
For little smelly germs
Here comes the good smell from
My My My My My Whoa
My Cologna

I been sweatin too much, way too much
So much sweat that I could use some cologna
Keeping it in my locker, in my locker
Running down the stairs to get my cologna


Why do I keep stinking, keep stinking
Maybe there's a problem with my cologna
Is it a sign from what, sign from what
Or maybe I should get better cologna


My My My My My Whoa

My Cologna [x4]

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