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Song Parodies -> "Please Grow"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Snow"

Original Performer:

Vaughn Monroe

Parody Song Title:

"Please Grow"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

Oh my hair has been gone for a while
Has dandruf, and feel like a crocodile
No solution will help for a while
Please grow, please grow, please grow

Now when I was old and at the mall
I noticed that my hair began to fall
Then of course I knew that I was bald
Please grow, please grow, please grow

When the products are suggested
It was gonna help my scalp, it messed it
Now my hair was growing and lessened
Please grow, please grow, please grow

(Repeat first verse)

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