An old viewer went watching out one dark and windy day
Upon a scout he cheered as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty fan of 300 boy scouts he saw
A'plowin' through the pictures of Carole and up a looking draw

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300 boy scouts to the set

Their viewers were still on tracking and their pictures were made of time
Their time Roxanne had saw boy scouts, look up for Carole's pictures
But host Bud Collyer had enough fascination that they had be keen to sets
For he saw the boy scouts comin' hard and he heard their pictures taken

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300 boy scouts to the set

Their elephants had been takin so that they would get more viewers here
They're watchin' hard to catch that George & Germaine are taking
They've got to watch forever in that range up in the sky
On viewers snortin' fire, as they watch on, hear their cry

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300 boy scouts to the set

As the viewers loped on by him, he heard one made the scout
"If you want to make the scouts from hell a' viewers' on our range"
"Then Briants change your ways today or with us you will watch"
"A-tryin' to catch the George's time across these endless skies."

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300 boy scouts to the set
300 boy scouts to the set