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Song Parodies -> "Effing Snow"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Snow"

Original Performer:

Vaughan Monroe

Parody Song Title:

"Effing Snow"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Last night, I was the lucky one: it took me two hours to cover less than a mile, but at least I got home in the end. A colleague turned round after getting nowhere, and it still took him till 4am to get back to the office to sleep. We really don't know how to drive when there's snow in this country...
Oh the cars on the road aren't gripping
And the driving standard's slipping
And the traffic ain't gonna go
Effing Snow! Effing Snow! Effing Snow!

Impossibility of stopping
As the temperature's dropping
Brake lights don't even show
Effing Snow! Effing Snow! Effing Snow!

When those idiots start to slide
How I hate the way they hurry
And it really ain't safe outside
All the way home I'll worry

Lots of people badly driving
And lorries are jackknifing
Twelve hours, I'm still not home
Effing Snow! Effing Snow! Effing Snow!

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 23

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Jeff Baker - February 06, 2003 - Report this comment
"Lorries," huh? Glad to hear drivers in snow in Britain are as bad as they are here in Kansas: (Suicidal!) I drive for a living, the facts aren't funny, but your song is! ----j

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