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Song Parodies -> "Please Beat Those Cardinals"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless America"

Original Performer:

Various.....Written by Irving Berlin in 1918

Parody Song Title:

"Please Beat Those Cardinals"

Parody Written by:

Room Full Of Red Sox Fans

The Lyrics

Is it coincidence that this was written in the same year the Red Sox last Won the World Series? I think not.....
Sox beat those Car-di-nals
Two games to none
With Curt Schil-ling
God will-ing
Wednesday night then the curse will be gone
Empties mountin'
From the 12-pack
Spilled the last one
Watch the foam!
Yank fans are cryin' in
Their beer
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan C. - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Donna Summer could sing this.
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Would Fox break for commercials during the 7th inning Stretch if "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" were still the song of choice? I think not. I wonder if Fox actually charges a premium for sponsors buying time around the song that doesn't belong in the 7th Inning Stretch?
alvin rhodes - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
short and sweet...just like the series will be...5s
Airfarcewon - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good word fitting...well constructed.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Even though I'm one of the few Americans who couldn't care less about sports, I know a well-paced parody and good imagery/allusions when I see them. 5's all round!
Johnny D - October 26, 2004 - Report this comment
GO SOX!

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