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Song Parodies -> "The Ocean Lies Over My Bonnie"

Original Song Title:

"My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"

Original Performer:

Various - traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Ocean Lies Over My Bonnie"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

The ocean lies over my Bonnie
The ocean lies over dead she
The ocean lies over my Bonnie
Don't bring back my Bonnie to me

Don't bring, don't bring,
Don't bring back my Bonnie to me..from seas.
Her ring, I fling
The sharks can have all her good-ees

One day from my job at the boat shop
Left early as I became ill
But what I found out when I got home,
Made me a whole lot sicker still..

Don't bring, don't bring,
Don't bring back my Bonnie from seas, no please..
Her grave's 'neath waves
The sharks can have all her good-ees

My wife's car was parked in the driveway
But up close behind her, there set
A blue Malibu licensed, "Randy"
My face turned as red as her Vette

Don't bring, don't bring,
Don't bring back my Bonnie from seas, no please..
Her grave's 'neath waves
The sharks can have all her good-ees

I ran to the house, I was shakin'
And loaded my gun with a sneer
When I saw the fridge shelves were empty
The bitch gave that bum all my beer..

The ocean lies over my Bonnie
The ocean lies over dead she
The ocean lies over my Bonnie
Don't bring back my Bonnie to me

Don't bring, don't bring,
Don't bring back my Bonnie from seas, no please..
Her ring, I fling
The sharks can have all her good-ees

The sharks can have all her good-ees

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Wendy Christopher - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Well... after this, I don't think anyone else'll be cheating on you! I probably shouldn't have giggled as much as I did... but I did. 555!
Old Man Ribber - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - The sharks thank you for the feast you've prepared. ;D
wildcard - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
stopped by to give you some money for beer.
Barry J. Mitchel - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Was this inspired by the recent reopening of the Natalie Wood case? Randy must have been some stud, to do Bonnie after all that beer! Did you keep his parts?
AFW - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, Wendy...and OMR..Wildcard...and Barry....all good comments...and yeah, Barry...I never thought of the Natalie incident) It was sort of country spoofing..I meant to convey the idea, in the lyric, that the lost beer was the real crime...and she was the villain, or villainess..infidelity was secondary...and Randy was another of her victims

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