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Song Parodies -> "The Bare, Bare All Polka"

Original Song Title:

"The Beer Barrel Polka"

Original Performer:

Various performers

Parody Song Title:

"The Bare, Bare All Polka"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Bring on the Bare All's
Let's have a Bare All of fun
Bring on the Bare All's
Drop all your duds, everyone
Call Jim, Jane, and Carol
It's B Y O B for the beer,
Everybody do the Bare All,
Cause the gangbang's here..

It's a party, naughty party
Only naked bottoms bask here,
So, it's never any task here,
Havin' fun with, who you ask here..
Oh, there's music, and there's dancing
Quite a lot of chance romancing,
And when they play the polka,
The swingers start to swing..
Don't be shocked to hear, "Oh, Oh, Papa!
Every now and then, an "Oo, la la!"
The gals all throw their clothes away,
The guys go, "Ah, ah, ah, ole!"
And when you stumble on the floor,
It's just another couple 'bout to score
Then all the nudies form a ring,
They fool around and do their thing....

Bring on the Bare Alls,
We'll have a Bare All of fun
Bring on the Bare Alls,
Drop all your duds, everyone..
Call Tom, Sue, and Cheryl
It's B Y O B for the beer
Everybody do the Bare All
Cause the gangbang's here..

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Susanna Viljanen - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's a 555 ml tankard for you!
Rick C - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
What's this one about again??? 555
Kristof Robertson - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
My my, AFW...you're on fire today! 555
John Barry - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
A polka jolka. 5s
AFW - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Susanna, Rick C., Kristof, and John B.
alvin rhodes - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
you did a nice job turning oom-pah-pah into ooh-la-la...5s
AFW - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin
al wolford - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
thought this parody was great- could sing it to the tune of the original song
Dylan Baranski - May 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Is the Beer Barrel Polka the same one that's sometimes misattributed to Weird Al?

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