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Song Parodies -> "Everything's Gummin' Up Noses"

Original Song Title:

"Everything's Comin' Up Roses"

Original Performer:

Various-Broadway show song

Parody Song Title:

"Everything's Gummin' Up Noses"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Mites of dust, all around
There is just no clean air to be found
What a mess, in your face
Brother, Everything's Gummin Up Noses...

Car exhaust, factory smoke
Step outside and the smog makes you choke
What we breathe, it's like mace,
Brother, Everything's Gummin' Up Noses...

College dorming,
Exhales of weed clouds galore,
Global warming,
Each day the O-zone's mal-forming!

Dandered pets, pollen mist,
Airline jets, and there's more on the list
We are our dooms,
As we cough..... at perfumes,
The world is just one great big giant sneeze..
Brother, Everything's Gummin' Up Noses,
With huge allergies...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Stuart McArthur - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil's parody may offer you some relief options AFW - blocked noses is the wavelength today - 555
alvin rhodes - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
living in L.A., i can relate...good one...5s
AFW - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart and Alvin... Hey, you guys havin' any trouble process sending parodies?...last two days..I keep getting "Can't get website" window...won't process
Kristof Robertson - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for the title alone!
AFW - November 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof
WhizkidF - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
555, and give the cast of "Gypsy" (er, the musical where the original came from) a breather! (Circumspect people who reduces air pollution must be included.)
AFW - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to WhizkidF
Johnny D - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, AFW! Who nose where such parody inspiration comes from?
AFW - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to Johnny D

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