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Song Parodies -> "Elves Gone Wild! (Album)"
Original Song Title:
"20 Christmas (and Non-Christmas) Songs"
Original Performer:
Various Artists (and Non-Artists)
Parody Song Title:
"Elves Gone Wild! (Album)"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
Unlike the text-only "album" I recently posted, Elves Gone Wild! is an ACTUAL CD - recorded by an ACTUAL ARTIST - that you can ACTUALLY BUY. The actual artist mercifully isn't me, it's the lovely and talented Robert Lund, but I've got a whole lotta (unrequited) love for the CD 'cause I wrote the lyrics for 13 of the 20 tracks. You really should own a copy or two.
ELVES GONE WILD!
(Click titles for lyrics and credits)
1. Nuttin' But Spam
Parody of "Nuttin' For Christmas"
2. Ding! Fries Are Done*
Parody of "Carol of the Bells"
3. Paddle My Bum*
Parody of "The Little Drummer Boy"
4. Every Toy You Break
Parody of the Police's "Every Breath You Take"
5. I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas
Parody of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
6. Cookies for My Elves, Milk for My Reindeer
Parody of "Beer for My Horses"
7. Maxed-Out Credit Cards
Parody of "Here Comes Santa Claus"
8. Pine Cones and Halle Berry
Parody of "It's Beginning to Look Like Christmas/Pine Cones and Holly Berries"
9. Police Nabbed My Dad
Parody of "Feliz Navidad"
10. Santa*
Parody of "Stand"
11. What Tie Is This?*
Parody of "Greensleeves"
12. Overdecorated
Parody of "Complicated"
13. Who Let the Elves Out?*
Parody of "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
14. I'll Be Broke for Christmas*
Parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
15. Twelve Utah Christmases
Parody of "The 12 Days of Christmas"
16. A Few of My Resolutions
Parody of "My Favorite Things"
NON-CHRISTMAS BONUS TRACKS (for, like, Jews, Muslims, and Atheists):
17. Oh My Heck!*
Ode to Utah's infamous interjection
18. Jell-o
Parody of "Yellow"
19. Superfrog (It's Not Easy to Be Green)
Parody of "Superman (It's Not Easy)"
20. Pepsi Blue
Parody of "Jackie Blue"
(Click titles for lyrics and credits)
1. Nuttin' But Spam
Parody of "Nuttin' For Christmas"
2. Ding! Fries Are Done*
Parody of "Carol of the Bells"
3. Paddle My Bum*
Parody of "The Little Drummer Boy"
4. Every Toy You Break
Parody of the Police's "Every Breath You Take"
5. I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas
Parody of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
6. Cookies for My Elves, Milk for My Reindeer
Parody of "Beer for My Horses"
7. Maxed-Out Credit Cards
Parody of "Here Comes Santa Claus"
8. Pine Cones and Halle Berry
Parody of "It's Beginning to Look Like Christmas/Pine Cones and Holly Berries"
9. Police Nabbed My Dad
Parody of "Feliz Navidad"
10. Santa*
Parody of "Stand"
11. What Tie Is This?*
Parody of "Greensleeves"
12. Overdecorated
Parody of "Complicated"
13. Who Let the Elves Out?*
Parody of "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
14. I'll Be Broke for Christmas*
Parody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas"
15. Twelve Utah Christmases
Parody of "The 12 Days of Christmas"
16. A Few of My Resolutions
Parody of "My Favorite Things"
NON-CHRISTMAS BONUS TRACKS (for, like, Jews, Muslims, and Atheists):
17. Oh My Heck!*
Ode to Utah's infamous interjection
18. Jell-o
Parody of "Yellow"
19. Superfrog (It's Not Easy to Be Green)
Parody of "Superman (It's Not Easy)"
20. Pepsi Blue
Parody of "Jackie Blue"
*Indicates lyrics not written by me, so the links are not to Amiright pages but to lyrics/credits pages at ElvesGoneWild.com. Ho ho freaking ho!
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I was just listening to "Elves Gone Wild!" in my car this morning, and it's just as delightful as it was back in the day. "Superfrog" almost makes me cry, when he gets to the part about Jim Henson, because I miss his hand inside of me too. By the way, congrats on the additional recent (and not-so-recent) appearances on Dr. Demento. Folks, if you haven't bought "Elves Gone Wild" for yourself or for your loved ones yet, you don't know what you're missing. Take it from me, some anonymous peabrain -- it's the gift that won't stop giving; you won't be sorry.
Wow, thanks, "Satisfied"! In case anyone thinks I wrote that comment or put somebody up to it, I swear I didn't. Made my whole day.
The Elves Gone Wild album's back in my car again... I'm *really* looking forward to the video for #5, too ;-) And I'll nonanonymously agree with the chappie above: if you haven't bought this album already, DO IT, NOW! After all, it gives the rest of us parody authors something to aspire to: that we, too, might be able to put together a CD that might make us a few quid.
i'll be checkin' this collection out
I have to wear Depends when I listen to this CD. Plus, if you don't buy a copy, Spaff will send someone to break both my patellas. This CD is the most fun I've ever had while wearing a helmet.
Thanx for the plug, Philbo! (A very, very, very few quid.)
e.e. rhodes: You're still welcome to do so. It actually sounds better in April.
A Fan: Sorry about the patellas. Since you were wearing both Depends and a helmet, my "someone" didn't recognize you.
e.e. rhodes: You're still welcome to do so. It actually sounds better in April.
A Fan: Sorry about the patellas. Since you were wearing both Depends and a helmet, my "someone" didn't recognize you.
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