-> "Blessranger Damashii"
Original Song Title:
"Various Songs"
Parody Song Title:
"Blessranger Damashii"
The Lyrics
KERMIT THE FROG,parody of "Right Now" by SR-71:
He lives in Neptune Circle
He's Rocky Pinnicle
Now he's getting into trouble
But now that's over
Kermit stealing his girlfriend
Not a temporary dead end
Rocky said Kermit's not my friend
But now that's over!
Why
Why did he kick me when I'm high
Knock me down till we see eye to eye
Figured him out
I know he may not be here,but
He's just a frog
He's just a frog
TIGER GENOCIDE,parody of "Genocide" by The Offspring:
1,2,3,4
Tiger Shot
Every day
On our fellow man we prey
Tiger Crush
Time to die
Do the Tiger Genocide
Tiger Shot
Every day
On our fellow man we prey
Tiger Crush
Time to die
Do the Tiger Genocide
DON'T CHANGE YOUR FAVORITE COLOR,parody of "Don't Talk To Strangers" by Rick Springfield:
When you were
A blonde girl whose favorite color is blue
Just like the Powerpuff Girl Bubbles too
Don't say it's pink or I'll say I hate you
I'm hearin' stories,she don't think that's true
Why don't you tell me
Someone is being rude
Don't change this girl
Some say it was really crude
You don't have
Change-your-favorite-color attitudes
I'm begging you, please
THAT WAS SESAME STREET,parody of "When A Woman's Fed Up" by R.Kelly:
And that was Sesame Street
(no matter how you beg,no)
It ain't stupid you can think about it
(stupid you can think about it)
It's like the air being sweet
(no matter what you say,no)
I'm never too old to think about it
(too old to think about it)
STATIC SHOCK:THIS TIME AROUND,parody of "This Time Around" by Michael Fredo:
So many times I've let you down
When you needed me,I was not around
You've forbidden me Richie's stilll a punk
You believed that you could change him
Although I've been around the best
Richie,you made a mess,oh
Someone compares to you,oh
This time around,no more Gear
This time around I swear
That is Virgil will be better than before
This time around,no more Gear
This time around I will
Make him ditch my class
I hate him more and more
WHAT IS A JIGGLYPUFF,parody of "The Colour of Love" by Billy Ocean:
If I had to kill Team Rocket
To show the world how Ash can really be
Meowth use the finest attacks
To become a Persian of harmony
He would hurt a Pikachu
'Cause its only what's outside of his heart
You would see He'd always hate him right from the very start
Tell him,what is a Jigglypuff?
Why do we sing?
She has a single piece of that big goofy hair
I saw a Jigglypuff when she's thinking of you
As Pikachu's perfect girlfriend of love-forbidden true
FINISH HIM,parody of "Jump Right In" by The Urge:
Fighting at the bridge to the death
One million thoughts as I reflect
Tease Jax just some more since he's hard to persuade
Fully aware for this that I might pay
Not too much that can be said
Thinking about Ermac in my head,
Always wondering if what they said was true
Sub-Zero pulled my head off
Ermac was just a red ninja
Chose the one keep him out of danger
Do a friendship when you finish him
Cyrax doing self-destruct (suicide mission)
Do your fatality (finish him)
Jax can crush your head off (decapitation)
Do your brutality (finish him)
BIOMIC SOLDIER,parody of "American Soldier" by Toby Keith:
And I will always do my duty,there's a guy we must kill
I'm doing breakdancing,I know that's just my skill
Oh,and I don't want to die for you but if dyin's asked of me
I'll bear that cross with an honor 'cause freedom don't come free
You are a Biomic Soldier,that is Biomic
It's always clever,being stronger,you will proudly do things quick
Who's better than the Biomen? Not Goggle Five,I think
I'm out here on the front lines,Green Two doesn't stink
Just a Biomic Soldier,you are a Biomic Soldier
FOR POOH,parody of "For You" by Staind:
The honey makes me happy
My friends are just here to see me
But you do know how to listen
And I'll just make my decisions
I had a blustery day
Remembering everything you'd say
We saw Christopher Robin
Because Winnie The Pooh's here
JOHNNY BRAVO,parody of "Gimme Some More" by Busta Rhymes:
Y'all mommas had enough
Johnny Bravo
Y'all momma want to act dumb
Johnny Bravo
Yo Carl where the girls at?
Johnny Bravo
I know ya'll mommas need that
Johnny Bravo
Even though we getting money you can
Johnny Bravo
With that Carl and my mother
Johnny Bravo
Everybody spread love
Johnny Bravo
If you want it let me hear you say
Johnny Bravo
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