DORIS ROBERTS,parody of "Destination Unknown" by Missing Persons:
Doris Roberts
You still don't know
How can you tell
Who she really was
You can't be sure
Of any stupid sitcom
Something can change
And then you won't know
You really think
Lizzie McGuire's here
This seems so altered here
The guest appearance is Doris herself
Playing Grandma Ruth,raising hell
You shouldn't say
I watched The King of Queens
I don't know what to do
And I don't care about some other TV show
I guess it's really dumb as you know

DYNAMAN,parody of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel:
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
And evil has arrived
Almost every enemy has a tail
Those villains had arrived
These five people wear colored suede
White pants and colored boots
Yes,they're wearing those dumb Power Rangers masks
They wear high-tech baseball suits

POWER RANGER MAN,parody of "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers:
Here's a man who's secretly a Ranger
Now if you see him,he will befriend ya
Red Falcon is his name
And everybody's lame
Odds are,be the seventh man tomorrow
Power Ranger man
Power Ranger man
If you call up his number
Red Falcon's inside him

POWER RANGERS FOR NOTHING,parody of "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits:
Forever red doesn't include Red Falcon
Is it Clover? She doesn't really care
That Power Ranger's a Totally Spies chick
That Power Ranger's not a millionaire
We gotta install Megazord figures
Custom Ranger deliveries
We gotta move these Red Falcon figures
We gotta move these Power Rangers please
We gotta install Power Ranger villains
Custom weapon deliveries
We gotta move these Red Falcon sabres
We gotta move these Power Ranger teens

CAPTAIN PLANET,parody of "It's A Mistake" by Men At Work:
Those Eco-Villains must get away
They always cockin' up their guns
Tell us Gaia,is it party time
If it is can we all come
Let our powers combine
It's earth and fire
Wind and water,now it's time
Here's the heart,getting higher
Saying
Captain Planet,Captain Planet
Captain Planet,Captain Planet

ROUGH CARBURETOR,parody of "Smooth Operator" by Sade:
Coast to coast,LA to Chicago,Nascar guy
Across the north and south,to Key Largo,I can't die
Face to face,each Nascar race.
We shadow box and double cross
Don't cut the chase
A license to drive,insurance to hold
Keep all your memories and you're not too old
Those brakes are not working,well his heart is cold
We need to fix
What a rough carburetor
rough carburetor
rough carburetor
rough carburetor

NO DOUBT,parody of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba:
Gwen Stefani,Having braces,Gwen Stefani
I hate No Doubt,Madonna sucks,People love to see No Doubt
I hate No Doubt,Britches on her teeth,People love to see No Doubt
I hate No Doubt,Gwen is always here,People love to see No Doubt
I hate No Doubt,Singing "Spiderwebs",People love to see No Doubt

TOTALLY SPIES,parody of "Wheel In The Sky" by Journey:
Clover is here again,how dumb
She can really morph into the
Power Ranger rip-off Red Falcon
Sent a letter to this girl named Mandy
Made by Alex,not Britney
Oooh,she's been runnin' down this dusty road
Oooh,Totally Spies kept on spying
I don't know where they'll be tomorrow
Totally Spies kept on spying

BILLY KANE,parody of "Let It Be" by The Beatles
Billy Kane,Billy Kane
Billy Kane,Billy Kane
Wielding this long pole,he's Billy Kane
It was a Fatal Fury
There is still a light that shines on him
Shine on 'till tomorrow,Billy Kane
I wake up to the sound of fighting
Blue Mary comes to me
Yamazaki talks to Billy Kane
Billy Kane,Billy Kane
Billy Kane,Billy Kane
Taking over southtown,Billy Kane

DINO THUNDER POWER UP,parody of "Set Them Free" by Sting
If you love Connor (power up)
If you love Ethan (power up)
If you love Kira (power up)
If you love Tommy,power up (Dino Thunder power up)
Power up (Dino Thunder power up)
Power up (Dino Thunder power up)
Power up (Dino Thunder power up)
You can't control an independent Zord (Power Rangers,let's roar)
Can't tell your friends that I'm bored (Power Rangers,let's roar)
Forever conditioned to believe that we can't live
We can't live there and be ugly like this
So many Rangers
So many Zords
And everyday we guess that we know what it is
If you like Tommy
Call his name
If you want Tommy
You can do the same
If you want to watch Dino Thunder
You will just go ahead,turn on the TV
If you want to hold onto your possession
Don't even think about me

ALL GROWN UP,parody of "Take Me Home" by Phil Collins:
Seems so long I've been waiting,what is Phil waiting for
There's no point in escaping,Phil's worrying anymore
I can't come out to find him,he likes to play outside
I turned off his feelings,like I'm turning off the light
Chuckie,I don't mind
Susie,I don't mind
So Phil,I don't mind
Tommy,I don't mind
That's all,all grown up
They ain't just Rugrats
All,all grown up
They ain't just Rugrats
All,all grown up,that's why
Well I've been an idiot,I guess,and I can see them

EVERYBODY GET DUMB TONIGHT,parody of "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung:
Off the wall of offensive care
All the world is truth or dare
And all the hate and everyone
Those idiots aren't just wrong
(Everybody)
Everybody get dumb tonight
(Everybody)
Everybody get dumb tonight.
Let's go meet Doris
She's friendly too
Everybody get dumb tonight
We're lack of great risk she's waiting for you
Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody gotta run tonight
Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody gotta run tonight
Everybody get dumb tonight
Everybody get dumb