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Song Parodies -> "The Darmedley"

Original Song Title:

"Various Songs"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"The Darmedley"

Parody Written by:

Darmsy the Fennekin

The Lyrics

[Lonely Storm]
Baby, I'm a broken man
I'm just a shattering storm
Baby, try to find my way
As the lonely shadows swarm

Whoa whoa whoa, I'm just a man
Missing you, please understand
Without you-ou-ou, I'm dying

[Dark Horse]
Make me your Aphrodite
Make me your one and only
But don’t make me your enemy, your enemy, your enemy

So you wanna play with magic
Boy, you should know what you're falling for
Baby do you dare to do this?
Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse
Are you ready for, ready for
A perfect storm, perfect storm
Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine
There’s no going back

Pet me, pet me; love me quick
Hopefully my CD's a one you pick
I kinda feel like I've gone sick
And your cat I will lick (meow, Baxter time)

We have been forgotten!
I think Jenny Bopz has fallen!
The main six have gone rotten!
Buy our albums for a bargain!

[Cha Ching]
This is so unusual
Is it like Ununtrium, is it like the usual
But then, then I found this music
He must be s-s-sick sick
Let this continue, or I will start something new
This is so unusual

I'm re-re-ready
For this ra-ra-rap battle
Because I'm starting
What is with your lyrics
Ooooooh, he will join my fans (I know it)
Ooooooh, Elliot's fate equals yours (I know it)
You are so stupid (I know it)
I am poke-powerful (I know it)
P-P P-P Poke-powerful

Head in the clouds
Got no weight on my shoulders
I should be wiser
And realize that I've got

One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
I got one less, one less problem
One less problem without ya
I got!
One less problem without ya!
I got!
One less problem without ya!
I got one less, one less problem (Wo-o-oah, I'm just...)
Got one less, one less problem (Comin' at ya like a...)
I got!
One less problem, oh yaaah! (Have been forgot-ten, yea, ten...)
One less problem, got one less, one less problem (I am P-P-Poke... Poke... Poke...)
Got one less, one less problem-powerful!

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