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Song Parodies -> "Site-Specific Smooch-o-rama Medley"

Original Song Title:

"Various Songs"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"Site-Specific Smooch-o-rama Medley"

Parody Written by:

The Butt-kissing Bandit

The Lyrics

Nothing you can do could make me say "p-u" to
Cash in large amounts won't make me mispronounce it:
MooRocca (Mel-high)

I told MooRocca that she was groovy
The first time that I saw her Stealin' Movies

Nothing that you think can make me say she's stink-y MooRocca
Nothing you can hoot can make me throw old fruit at MooRocca

She may write less than William Tong
but if you think she's not hilarious
You're wrong

So get on your duff and go
read the stuff of

Duncans are a crazy group
They play songs just like no others
Duncan's an amazing dude, see
I better stop oozing now
Don't want him to have a cow....

Almost laughin'--my damn butt off
Can't stop gigglin'--tell me where's the shut off?
He's prolific; writes under two names
Topics may be different; quality's the same
Alvin Rhodes...make some jokes
Bout the place...where Kenny croaks
It's in South Park...Colorado
Take these votes...Alvin Rhodes

When I log on and the songs are all an open snore
They are so dumb they're givin' me fits (you know they did you know they did you know they did)
But when I get to a new song written by Reuben
I'll be comin' alive
And givin' Jeff fives....

cum on feel the noize

He's a golden punster, of foreign fame!
It's all too much for my puny brain!
Tight rhymin' flashin' across the screen!
Don't know the song but it's really keen!
Might learn 'bout grammar, all of that jive
Won't leave him nothin' else but fives
Oh, he got the skills, gonna give you a thrill
He's gonna use 'em, prove 'em, use 'em

Hey Merry and Pippin!
Love your paro-dee-hees!
Hey Merry and Pippin!
Won't you tell us plee-heese!
Don't go playin' these games no more!
Tell us what's on your bathroom door!
Got more important things to do!
Like writin' songs about pee and poo!
Come on Pippin!
Ya gotta set things ri-hight!
Hey Merry and Pippin!
Are you hermaphrodi-hite?!?

Johnny D
He's not just another wannabe
Writing songs about proctology
Oh, I should be
Like Johnny D...

I was afraid to click on the new entries
I was afraid that they'd stink just like poo
I was afraid to click on the new entries
Until I saw Guy DiRito's name too
(2, 3, 4, think I'll give a higher score)
It was a little song by Guy DiRito
That I really thought was neat-o
Clicked on it for the first time today
A little song by Guy DiRito
Made me say holy Toledo
And in the top ten I thought it should stay....

It's the time (now it's time)
To read Ethan (to read Ethan)
Mawyer's parodies
Tasty rhymes (tasty rhymes)
Dig your teeth in (dig your teeth in)
And find out just how slick he be
Better read 'em slowly
Don't wanna miss a thing
It's the time to read Ethan
No shoving...

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Melhi - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(Laughing!) Maybe I found this even funnier because I opened it right after leaving my smart aleck comment to Claude, but gee whiz, I got a good laugh out of this! Love the songs you chose for the names, too!
Johnny D - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoever you are (and I think I know, heh heh heh, but it ain't me), this butt-kissing-medley is very clever indeed.
Meriadoc - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh! I keep trying to TELL everyone we're American Women!
Johnny D - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha! You can't fool us, Meriadoc! We know you're.......not AMERICAN ! ;-D
The Great Karlando - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Man, just after I praised Claude for ripping on name-dropping...what are the chances?
Meriadoc - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny: We're NOT American? ;-)
Claude Prez - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry if I confused anyone by submitting these along with my other ones today. I actually don't mind the name-dropping; I think it's fun and all but like anything it can get to be too much. Just fun stuff here and thanks for looking and if you weren't included it has more to do with my inability to think of a good song to match your name than anything else.
Matthew Louise Parker - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, kiss MY ass!
Paul Robinson - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, as a recovering smooch-a-holic I have to say I liked this. Does this mean I have to call my sponsor now?
Peregrin - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I can still feel your lips on my butt as I write this! Good one!
Johnny D - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Why do you think you should be like Johnny D? I thought your personal quest was to become more "Spaff-like". - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
What? No verse about me? I'm tired of getting left out of these tributes, dammit.

Ah, well, I suppose I can stop seething long enough to point out how great this thing is. It's ten lovely parodies - ten lovely tributes to ten lovely authors - all wrapped into one tasty treat that'll really keep you satisfied.

And since RAD doesn't like tributes, I'll thank you on his behalf.
RAD - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I do like tributes of sorts, I'm just fussy about them. I don't like specific appeals for votes or recognition, or anything that sounds like "Look at ME!"). When I first joined, it seemed like too many site- specific things were making the lists. Now the lists are gone and I've loosened up. You don't get into the remaining list here by being too restrictive. So thanks on my own behalf.
Phil Alexander - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
...and to an AC/DC tune, too... Just one thing: I ain't foreign :-)
Phil Alexander - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I love the way your sparkling tributes play
Although your nose may be brown
At least no mention of Uranus tonight
Or anyone going down
Though you're just a sweet butt-kissing bandit
Don't think you've won - I ain't lost
'Cause I'm already planning my riposte
Royce Miller - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks whoever you are

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