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Song Parodies -> "The Hanky Panky"

Original Song Title:

"The Hokey Pokey"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"The Hanky Panky"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

When Eve and Adam sinned
And tested out their spout
They sinned and sinned again
And gave that snake a workin' out
Invented Hanky Panky
It caught on and hung around
That's what life's all about..

Ya' poke your best part in
Ya' pull your best part out
Ya' make your lady grin
Start in to moan and give a shout
Ya' do the Hanky Panky
Fly the bird, release the hound
That's what life's all about..

Let's do the Hanky Panky,
Let's do the Hanky Panky,
Let's do the Hanky Panky,
That's what life's all about..

There really are no rules
For fat, or thin, or stout
But if you're short use stools
And Lover's lane's on every route
Engage your Winky Dinky
On the bed, a car, or ground
That's what life's all about..

It makes ya' feel real good
It circulates your blood
A metaphor is wood
Or maybe, Elmer Fudd
An act of Shaggy Waggy
Makes ya' healthy, keeps ya' sound
That's what life's all about..

It makes a life begin
Can make a life go out
So, if you're old as tin
Check with your doctor, there, Scout
Slow down your Hanky Panky
Gentle, with less romp around
That's what life's all about..

It is a cup a' joy
It is a paradise
It is the Holy Grail
And Holy Smokes it's nice
When poor old Fred's a little draggy,
Take Viagie, he'll abound
Might even go for twice..

When you have drive real strong
Don't let your car drift out
Don't let it cruise along
On someone else's main route
Control your Hanky Panky
And you'll keep your marriage sound
That's what life's all about

C'mon lets Hanky Panky,
C'mon lets Hanky Panky,
Let's do the Hanky Panky,
That's what life's all about..

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The Brad Hatter - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
In today's world the title would be Nasty, Nasty ;-)
Lifeliver - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Airfarce, I'm surprised at your virility today. What ever happened to that weeping willow, lol?
Rob Arndt - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
As Captain Marvel originated, "Holy Moly!" 555!
AFW - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Brad, and LL...I'm trying to decipher the meaning of your comment...and thanks, Rob
Dave W. - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
A little draggy, take viagie - cute
Leough - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
LOL! 555! I wonder if they'll start playing this version at weddings now?
AFW - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave, and Leo...Got my permission...think it needs this update to fit in with today
Lifeliver - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I was referring to your comment on my parody of Art Garfunkel's 'Bright Eyes' a month or so ago. If you want to check what you wrote, it's here:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/artgarfunkel5.shtml
Meriadoc - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
I was expecting a Tommy James smoosh - this was much better. Specially liked 'ya poke your best part in'
AFW - November 29, 2012 - Report this comment
To LL....Ohh, ha, ha,...you have a great memory..I sometimes forget where the keyboard is....and thanks, Meri..

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