-> "Visions of the Revelation"
Original Song Title:
"Two Lines of 37 Songs"
Parody Song Title:
"Visions of the Revelation"
The Lyrics
High upon a mountain top
Watches in wrath Die Silberfuchs
By his side the Force of Ten
Down below, 40 million men
Looking down at the Valley floor
Hearing the sound of engines roar
Tens of thousands of AFVs swarm
In support of Satan’s horde
In the sky- swarms of Windhunds
And Miraflage-covered drones of doom
All led by a lone UCAD
Master of hundreds of UCAVs
Down on the ground- the Lions roar
3-80 (mm) MFW cores
Protected by MCP armor
MTU, 2000 horsepower
IDZ troops, Phase 3
Aerospace soldiers, ZT
Optiplate visors ranging
Fiber-optic gun sights aligning
Crane-panzers search the ominous skies
Leos, Pumas, and Wisent pass by
Crews with IMPAKs all standing by
To kill with a single flash of light
Insect-looking Magnacopters
Silent, droning, aerial wonders
Armed with CVFs and KKVs
Hornet’s nest of firepower stings
Bundled munitions flying here and there
Cargo-dropped missiles everywhere
Down to the ground, turned Sea of Fire
To kill the Dragons of Eastern Power
200 million army from Hades
Crosses the dried-up river Euphrates
C-Bomb dropped from beyond the sky
Where a lone Dornier TAV kills satellites
Messing with the Ionosphere
Information world blackout fears
German Arbots eyes and ears
Workings of a billion gears
In the Valley the armies clash
To Rheinmetall plasma blasts
Powerband weapons, ARC heat waves
Turns blackest night into brightest day
The world trembles at this sight
Greatest battle, greatest might
The End the world was headin’
A place called Armageddon
A flag, red, two gold bars
Golden triangle with ten stars
Flag of the prophesied Beast
Against the Dragons from the East
And what of the USA?
“Whore of Babylon” burns that day
Mourn all you merchants upon the sea
The Queen has fallen- Lady Liberty
No match for Europe’s Fourth Reich
Antichrist’s last massive strike
But then appears on a White Horse
The King of Kings, and Lord of Lords
Arriving with the Heavenly Host
All the Saints draped in white robes
The Silberfuchs and East Horde shall pause
And try to make war on the one true God
At Armageddon the blood shall flow
Like a mighty river as flesh explodes
The Beast and False Prophet cast into
Gehenna’s Lake forever doomed
And Christ will enter Jerusalem
Through the Golden Gate observed by men
The Jews, His People, will mourn the once slain
Their Messiah in the land once again
And that will be this world’s history end
As the world enters a new Millenium…
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