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Song Parodies -> "All You Want For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas Album"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"All You Want For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

"All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teats" originally "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"
"Beware Your Liver WIll Turn To Wood" originally "Over The River And Through The Woods"
"Many Planes" originally "Penny Lane"
"Guess Who Came To Dinner" originally "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett"
"Lay 'em low, lay 'em low, lay 'em low" originally "Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow"
"Legal Clause Is Takin' You Down" originally "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town"
"Somethin' Is Bustin' My Systems" originally "I'm Gettin' Nothin' For Christmas"
"Talk-o Them Bells" originally "Carol Of Bells"
"This Cheese Has Gone Bad" originally "Feliz Navidad"
"12 Step Program" originally "12 Days Of Christmas"
"We Three Geeks Disorient Are" originally "We Three Kings Of Orient Are"
"Wreck The Malls" originally "Deck The Halls"
"Hockin' 'Em Down They're History" originally "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"
"Here They Come A Hustlin'" originally "Here We Come A Wassailing"
"All Gang Signs" originally "Auld Lang Syne"
"Crusty and Bartman" originally "Frosty The Snowman"
"Taco Bell Flock" originally "Jingle Bell Rock"
"Fav'rite Ice Creams" originally "My Favorite Things"
"Bang Goes The Gun" originally "Carol Of Bells"
"Chining myself a lot this Christmas" originally "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"
"Here Comes My Inlaws" originally "Here Comes Santa Claus"
"The Most Blunderful Mime Drinking Beer" originally "The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"
"Squally Brawly Isthmus" originally "Have A Holly Jolly Christmas"
"This Plastic Moment" originally "This Magic Moment"

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Available on Amiright, MP3, mini-disc, compact disc, cassette tape, eight-track tape, reel-to-reel tape, Vinyl LP, Hogan's Heroes wire-spool, 78 RPM disc, wax platter, and Edison Cylinder. Good work, Guy - thanks for the consolidated listing.
Paul Robinson - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, Now THAT is clever. Johnny D - you've been Out-shamelessly plugged here as Guy pulls the rare "Plug all my XMAS" songs with yet one more consisting only of the title links. A great marketing concept and very, very, very underhanded and sneaky. 555. If I didn't dislike XMAS songs so much I'd go look at all of them. I may have to break down and do a couple anyway. Bah! Humbug!
Adagio - December 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Congratulations on the album,'s great!
Guy - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually it is a concept that ChuckyG is working on. He's creating a feature on the site that I would call an album generator. What it will do is bring up the parody submission page with an extra input box where you put the URL in for the song that you want then click preview and it will add the proper HTML code. You keep adding your songs with the preview button until you get them all in there and then click process. I tried it yesterday but it still had some bugs so I poked all the code in for this manually.
ChuckyG - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, I reposted your comment without the link to the album generator. I'm only giving out the address to people who ask for it (won't be something I'll be linking to on the navigation side bar). I don't want a lot of people who don't understand what it is submitting a bunch of albums.
Guy - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
OK, CG, understand. Sorry.
robyn - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
i want to get the lyrics to "im gettin nothin for christmas" NOW!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@@:@:@@:

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