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Song Parodies -> "Have Some Sweets"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't She Sweet"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"Have Some Sweets"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

For far too many men, Valentine's Day is just one thing - a chance to make up for the sh*t they've caused the other three hundred sixty-four! ;D

Have some sweets,
'Cause I messed up your good sheets!
It's the day for getting out of the dog house.
Have some sweets!

Have a card,
I forgot to mow the yard.
Valentine's Day is the day for penitents,
Here's a card!

And here's a bunch of pretty flowers,
I came in drunk at late night hours!

Just forget he had a fight
When I tracked mud on the brand new carpeting.

(Instrumental break to bridge)

And here's perfume - the best stuff they had,
Because my socks all smell so damn bad!

Here's a ring!
Please forgive me for that fling!
It's what Kobe Bryant does for Valentine's,
Here's a ring!

Guys - One day really isn't enough. Don't forget Sweetest Day in October! ;D

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Mark Scotti - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Great one for "V" day!! This was my take on "Sweet Tooth":
2Eagle - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I just thought of a song from Kiss Me, Kate - "Why can't you behave". I'd rather have him be faithful and not track mud in the house than get flowers.
AFW - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Good "Suck Up" song....tricky write
Fiddlegirl - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL! (Oh, the power, the power...) ;)
Phil Nelson - February 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm guessing this is to the tune of those ginger ale commercials. Good stuff, tasty

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