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Song Parodies -> "DJ Blaze Polka!!"

Original Song Title:

"Various songs"

Original Performer:

Various artists

Parody Song Title:

"DJ Blaze Polka!!"

Parody Written by:

DJ Blaze

The Lyrics

If Weird Al can do it, then here's a polka medley of some of my parodies, mainly to celebrate my 30th parody.
The DDR Nerd
Originally "The Best Day Ever"
OS by Spongebob Squarepants

He stepped so fast, did not use the bar
Spent the last 5 hours clearing Sakura
Every dude, walking down the lane
Is watching, thinking he's insane

He's the DDR Nerd
(DDR Nerd)
He's the DDR Nerd
(DDR Nerd)

Sometimes the 16th steps
Start closing in on him
When they're speeding down
He'll never ever frown
He'll do a 360 spin and he'll spin right round


Fury Of The Store
Originally "Fury Of The Storm"
OS from Dragonforce

And through the falls and the summers
They will always be open
By the power of Sam Walton, we will go there together

Through the falls and the summers
They will always be open
By the power of Sam Walton, we will go there together
In Korea, they faltered
But Wal-Mart lives forever
For all your daily needs,
Fury of the store!

For all your daily needs,
Fury of the store!


Crank Dat DDR
Originally "Crank Dat"
OS by Soulja Boy

YOU!!!

DJ Blaze tell em.
I got a new arcade game for y'all, Dance Dance Revolution.
YOU!!!
You gotta step when da' arrows reach the top.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

YOU!!!
DDR up in the OH!
Watch me crank dat watch me ROLL!
Watch me crank dat DDR then AAA that OH!
Now watch me YOU!!
Crank dat DDR!
Now watch me YOU!!
Crank dat DDR!
Now watch me YOU!!
Crank dat DDR!
Now watch me YOU!!
Crank dat DDR!
Now watch!
DDR up in the OH!
Watch me crank dat watch me ROLL!
Watch me crank dat DDR then AAA that OH!
Now watch me YOU!!
Crank dat DDR!
Now watch me YOU!!
Crank dat DDR!
Now watch me YOU!!
Crank dat DDR!
Now watch me YOU!!
Crank dat DDR!
Now watch!


"Terrifying P-Pal Dudes"
Originally "Engine Sentai Go-onger", a Super Sentai opening

No longer on, they got fired just round '98
P-Pals may be dead, but our bad dreams live on

Terrifying P-Pal dudes
Vandalize us whenever we snooze
PBS, why'd you make such weirdo guys?
Singing dancing P-pal dudes
They're not on the air, but their fanbase lives on
Terrifying P-Pal dudes
SURPRISE!!!


Muscle Flex
Originally "Lost Complex"
OS by Iceman (whom you should listen to today)

I am the strongest dude at school
My toned-up bod is super-hot
Through all that yelling from the coach
In football, I cannot be stopped
I'll mow down everyone I see
There is no stopping me

My friends say I'm a wrestleman
Now wait a minute, that ain't right
I'm so tough, I don't have no friends
Everyone in my class shall learn
To fear me and to run away
You don't, you're not OK!


He's Barack Obama
Originally "You're The Inspiration"
OS by Chicago

Presidential elect
He was inaugurated this year
He is not the antichrist
(He is really great)

He's the ruler of the states
He's Barack Obama
He'll help clean up Dubya's mess
He's Barack Obama

Cause beat John McCain
We knew he would win
Cause he beat John McCain
Song is over, Fin
(I am out of writing space) x3

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Christie Marie M - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Congrats on the Big 3-0 (of parodies), DJ Blaze!! I own 2 Weird Al CD's and neither of them have the polka songs. My faves are "The Alternate Polka", and "Polka Your Eyes Out" from him! I also love the "Song is over, Fin!" ending from Barack Obama. The only parodies in your polka I've yet to comment are Muscle Flex and P-Pal Dudes. It's all good! 5's.
Christie Marie M - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
To clarify on the last comment, from your Barack Obama parody in your polka, I love the "Song is over, Fin!" ending! It came out smooth, and that's how I usually like to end it that way sometimes when I write my parodies.
DJ Blaze - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie! I'm a big fan of Weird Al polkas, and wanted to try one out.
Jack Wilson - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job! Ive parodied some of Weird Al's polkas myself.
MA$E - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
READY MASE? PARTY PEOPLE IN THE PLACE TO BE IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR US TO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Amy - May 08, 2014 - Report this comment
DO MORE P-PALS SONGS ABOUT THEM SCARING THE LIFE OUT OF CHILDREN

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