[intro]
Your most recent favorites are coming back to you
The world may never know, here is something new
And now it's time to totally get through the next January Medley

When you were young and your life is full of crap
You used to say live and let die
(We know you did, we know you did, we know you did)
But if this miserable world in which we're living
Makes you go out and lie
Say live and get high, live and get high

And I don't wanna get beat up by Kevin
He hits me until i cry some or his mom calls
Him away I wanna beat that guy black & blue
And he knocks the air out of my lungs i bite
My tounge I don't wanna get beat up by Kevin

Plugging the mind, plugging the mind, real world is now fading
The Matrix has you, it's black and green!
Agents in sight, agents in sight, we're theirs for the taking
Bright scrolling colors, it's black and green!

I'm just a newbie
I'm new to games each day
I'm just a newbie
Who dreams of not being dead

Were gonna have a doomsday, you're taking earth down
You blow up some planes just to turn it around
You say you don't know, you tell them to die
You just say allah and they go for a ride
Gonna have a dooms day, the camera don't lie
Hiding in a cave and you really don't mind
Gonna have a doomsday, gonna have a doomsday

I'm going down, I'm going down, I'm going down, for sure
I don't see how, Jesus can save me now
And my alibi was poor, so I'm going down for sure

Life seems like a waste o' time, if thats what its all about,
mama if thats what its like, my brains running out... running out

I take you to the barber shop
if your done you'll get a lollypop
stop kid, don't move your head stop
Keep cutting 'til your hair can't flop(woah)
I'll take you to the barber shop
If you keeping moving then no lollypop
So good your spending all you got
Keep going 'til your hair can't flop (woah)

She doesn't do what I told her, she doesn't do what I told her
She doesn't do what I told her, she doesn't do what I told her
She doesn't do what I told her, she doesn't do what I told her
She doesn't do what I told her, she doesn't do what I told her
She doesn't do what I told her, she doesn't do what I told her
She doesn't do what I told her, she doesn't do what I told her

Tell me, why did you have to annoy me? Pie?!
That's it! You are now my dead meat, Buh-bye!
I'll set you a-blazing, because you kept annoying me

[interlude]
Drum solo!

Girl, you've really lost me thinking
You've lost me so you know why I'm blinking
Yea, you've really lost me now
You've lost me so I can't keep apprised
Yea, you've really lost me now
You've lost me so I don't care if I'm drinking now
Oh yea, you really lost me now
You've lost me so I just roll my eyes
You've really lost me! You've really lost me! You've really lost me!

Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more
Go to jail, Jack
And don't you come back no more
What you say?

[outro]
If you think things get too young to be classics
The world doesn't end, so don't ever panic
Thanks for enjoying this very tragic January Medley

[Polka Your Eyes Out-style Ear Booker Polka]
It's a Janu... ary... Medley! (January... Medley... January Medley!) Yay!