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Song Parodies -> "January Medley 2004"

Original Song Title:

"Various Songs"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"January Medley 2004"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A medley of songs that have been sent to AmIRight on January 2004.
Some songs you'll love, some songs you'll hate
Coming straight to you from back in the day
Now combining into one thing you'd really have to see
It's another January Medley!

Stacy's dog is really really bad
Stacy's dog is really really bad
Stacy's dog is really really bad
Stacy's dog is really really bad

Crazy Climber
He climbs so high, you won't believe it
Like no other
Before you know it, he'll be to the top floor
He's a crazy climber
You'll play all night but you won't know it
This game's like no other
And I'm just trying to make you see

I see the ice cream costs more than what I have in cash
But if I don't get something cold soon I'm gonna' get a heat rash
The more I think about it, some ice cream seems right
Let's buy the whole store up buy it tonight
The best thing about it is that the store has AC
Too bad the cash register doesn't owe me a thing
Banana Split, Banana Split
I don't have anything to do so I'll enjoy my Split
Banana Split, Banana Split

Joystick up--Ball goes down
Joystick up--Turning things around
Joystick up--Ball down
Joystick up--And hit it with the white block
Everybody play Pong tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody play Pong tonight
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody play Pong

And I find it funny, I find it kind of sad
The way in which customers pay upfront and feeling glad
I find it hard to tell them, they find it hard to take
When their cars suddenly breaks down its a very very,
Bad job, Bad Job,

She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac , with ketchup
And she eats it like she's never done before
She likes a biggie mac, biggie mac, with pickles
And eats it when she goes McDonald's

We were flyin' through the Galaxy
Where the Orion Nebula flows,
Through the dust and gas of outer space
Where the brand new blue stars grow,
'Cross the warp trails of the Klingons
Into eight-dimensional space,
Had a Bird of Prey with a full warp drive
And Megan on my tail.

Banned from the circus last year
(Kicked me out)
Yelling out while acrobats were on the tightrope up there
I'm banned from the video store
(Kicked me out)
Gave away the endings of the movies to the customers there

If you were my Olive Oyl
Then I could just be your sailor man
If you were my Olive Oyl
You'd be my goil tonight
And yes I would fight for you
And I would eat spinach from a can
I would be the strongest man
If you were my Olive Oyl
Wait�I yam what I yam

Bad shoes, bad hair,
That Paris Hilton sure has no flair,
flat hat, deat bat,
Shania and Jessica still think they're all that
Michael Jackson somehow got missed
The media's crazy bout the worst dressed list

Weird Al he knows me
And he knows me all right
I've been a fan of Weird Al all my life
Oh yes he knows me and he knows I'm his fan
You know I'm gonna be like him every day and night

It's like a horror movie
Fear shooting through me
If you were me, then your knees
Would be lemon jelly
As I know miserably
I live in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!
Yea in the house all the bad ghosts haunt!

Easy come easy go red card the ref will show,
Referee nooo you cannot send me off (send him off)
Referee you must not send me off (send him off)
The referee's gone and sent me off (sent me off)
I'll have an early bath (early bath)
Another early bath (early bath)
No No No No No No No

Flute Group Riot (Riot)
Smells of blood and reeds in the air
Flute Group Riot (Riot)
Got a tuba in my derriere
Oh no a Flute Group Riot
Oh no a Flute Group Riot
Oh no a Flute Group Riot

We don't want the C.I.A.
They're always playing with loaded dice
Gotta stop the C.I.A.
Cos they're makin us pay the price

Rikki that's my cucumber
I know you don't have nobody else
Better off going somewhere by yourself
Rikki that's my cucumber
Just go buy one of your own
You can use it to feel better
When you get home

All your favorite parodies from few years ago
Are coming back to you, but now you'll know
That they're rolling altogether into what excites me
It's a January Medley!

[Polkas on 45-style Ear Booker Polka]
I'll bring you another... January January January... Medley!
Medley of: "Stacy's Dog (Is really really bad)" by Sancho Bob (parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains Of Wayne), "Crazy Climber" by Andrew Morse (parody of "Easy Lover" by Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey), "Banana Split (The Dairy Queen Song)" by Aaron Dodson ( parody of "Get Over It" by The Eagles), "Everybody Play Pong Tonight" by Arcade Junkie (parody of "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung), "Bad Job" by Blade (parody of "Mad World" by Tears For Fears), "Biggie Mac" by Jack Wilson (parody of "Maniac" by Michael Sembello), "Full Warp Drive" by Michael McVey (parody of "Four Wheel Drive" by C.W. McCall), "Banned" by AussieBullDog (parody of "Stand" by R.E.M.), "If You Were My Olive Oyl" by Jan Unwin (parody of "Invisible" by Clay Aiken), "Worst Dressed List" by Laurence Dunne (parody of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZTop), "Weird Al He Knows Me" raddog20002002 (parody of "Jesus He Knows Me" by Genesis), "House all the Bad Ghosts Haunt" by Spazn (parody of "Girl All the Bad Guys Want" by Bowling For Soup), "Beckhamian Rhapsody" by Gary Lines (parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen), "Flute Group Riot" by killerrabbit (parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies), "CIA Song" by MarthaDTox (parody of "Rock DJ" by Robbie Williams), and "Rikki That's My Cucumber" by Jan Unwin (parody of "Rikki Don't Lose That Number" by Steely Dan).

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