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Song Parodies -> "January Medley 2002"

Original Song Title:

"Various Songs"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"January Medley 2002"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

A medley of songs that have been sent to AmIRight on January 2002.
When the 21st Century is the new 20th
Doesn't matter if your name's Mike or Elizabeth
I'd mash up some of my friends' parodies
Into one January Medley

Put on your snorkel and listen to me.
It's time to head out to the night
It's time to let your babies take off their floaties
It's time to avoid the shark's bite.
You better put all your shells in one basket.
You better take a shower before you swim
You better observe fish at your own fish
You better kick and bend your limb
You better catch all the big waves
Them dry off on the ground
Lay out on the beach, and get yourself a tan.

So vote for bush, cos it'll be
Don't make a fuss and get talkin' bout democracy
Heres what to do, just go screw
Run on your own for presidency
It's just (a) a little chad (chad)
Not like you vote, for someone you want
It's just (a) ten percent swing (chad)
Not that Florida recounts, are always true

Woah, come on and eat here
Woah, come on and eat here
Come on and eat here
You've got your hot cakes, I've got my grits mound
you've got your fried cheese, I've got my hash browns

And tell me now,
How do I clean the bathroom?
I want to know.
How do I cleanse the bathroom?
Something starting to grow!
Should I use water... towels or some soap?
How do I, oh how do I... oh how do I clean?

Violence back in business
Can I beat the witness
Every girl hit a man
Madman can you hit me
Anger-control can you leave me
Need permission to lash
I don't wanna wreck, DJ
But you're making me feel so nice
When's it gonna stop, DJ
Cause you're making me fight all night

Flame tonight and light the break of dawn
Come tomorrow, tomorrow will be warm
Flame tonight and light the break of dawn
Come tomorrow, tomorrow will be warm

You're not that beautiful, Britney
You're not that talented, Britney
Can't you see?
You're everything that's done before
That anyone can sing
You're not that beautiful, Britney

Would you fly out for a sacrifice?
Would you take one for the team?
Now would you win a batting title?
Oh, score the game-winning run tonight
You can be Ichiro.....maybe
You can make the major leagues
I will train with you forever
Even though you're not Japanese

Oh, shred, shred, shred... shred, shred, shred
It's your duty... it's your duty
Oh, shred, shred, shred... shred, shred, shred
It's your duty... it's your duty

But who can stop their right wing show,
When the press don't want you to know?
Power grab by Bush is really wrong,
And he wants to string you along.
To make you worship Duh-Ba-You.
To take advantage of your fears:
Secret police running our Homeland!
New secret police running our Homeland!

The future is the past, tomorrow is today
The old school becomes the new school anyway
More classics you enjoy, arranged by me
In this January Medley

[Hooked On Polkas-style Ear Booker Polka]
Jan... u... ar... y... Medley!
Medley of: "Dare To Go Swimming" by wdh (parody of "Dare To Be Stupid" by Weird Al Yankovic), "Chad" by Jim A (parody of "Crush" by Jennifer Paige), "Hash Browns" by Chowderhead (parody of "Hash Pipe" by Weezer), "How Do I Clean The Bathroom" Parody by Liza S. (parody of "How Do I Live Without You?" by Leann Rimes), "Shock DJ" Parody by Hi (parody of "Rock DJ" by Robbie Williams), "Blaze Tonight" by Jo and Eager Lie Cheri (parody of "Save Tonight" by Eagle Eye Cherry), "You're Not That Beautiful, Britney" Parody by Fatboy Skinny (parody of "You Are So Beautiful" by Joe Cocker), "Ichiro" by A.C. Lawrence (parody of "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias), "Shred, Shred, Shred - It's Your Dutuy" by William Tong (parody of "Shake, Shake, Shake - Shake Your Booty" by KC & The Sunshine Band), and "Secret Police Running Our Homeland" Parody by Alvin Dover & Bill Tong (parody of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles).

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sweetie - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
looga tha lil baby!

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