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Song Parodies -> "Oldies Polka"

Original Song Title:

"Various Songs"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"Oldies Polka"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

"A Hard Day's Night" by The Beatles, "Sweet Little Sixteen" by Chuck Berry, "Surfin' U.S.A. by the Beach Boys, "Daydream Beliver" by The Monkees, "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis, "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley, "My Girl" by The Temptations, "Like A Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan, "Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison, "Feelin' Groovy" by The Harpers Bizzare and "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by The Rolling Stones.
It's been a Hard Day's Night
And I've been working like a dog
It's been a Hard Day's Night
I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you upon the things that you do
Will make me feel alright

They're really rockin' in Boston,
In Pittsburgh PA,
Deep in the heart of Texas,
Around the Frisco Bay,
All over St. Louie,
And down in New Orleans,
All the cats want to dance with
Sweet Little Sixteen

If everybody had an ocean
Across the U.S.A.
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like Californ-i-a
You'd see 'em wearin' their baggies
Huarache sandals, too
A bushy bushy blond hairdo
Surfin' U.S.A.

Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.

You shake my nerves, and you rattle my brain
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will, but what a thrill
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
When it's cold outside,
I got the month of may
I guess you say what can make me feel this way
My girl, My girl, My girl
Talkin' 'bout my girl

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a Rolling Stone

Pretty woman, walkin' down the street,
Pretty woman, the kind I like to meet,
Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you, mercy

Slow down, you move too fast
You got to make the morning last
Just kicking down the cobblestones
Looking for fun and feeling groovy
Ba da da da da da da, feeling groovy

I saw her today at a reception
A glass of wine in her hand
I knew she would meet her connection
At her feet was her footloose man
No, you can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
And if you try sometimes you find
You get what you need

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Agrimorfee - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
What are you people doing????
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent! Now give me high fives!
daniel - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
whot the hell do u think u are weird al, i don't think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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