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Song Parodies -> "No Polkas Allowed!"

Original Song Title:

"Various Songs"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"No Polkas Allowed!"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Medley of:"Benny Hill Show Theme","Sledgehammer" by Peter Gabriel,"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" by Backstreet Boys,"Bat Country" by Avenged Sevenfold,"American Pie" by Madonna,"Youth Of The Nation" by P.O.D.,"Honky Tonk Women" by The Rolling Stones,"Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega,"Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots","Cradle Of Love" by Billy Idol,"C Is For Cookie","Jocko Homo" by Devo,"Go Go Power Rangers","Candy Shop" by 50 Cent,"Drop It Like It's Hot" by Snoop Dogg,"Pon De Replay" by Rihanna,"The Reflex" by Duran Duran,"Metal Health (Bang Your Head)" by Quiet Riot,and "Relax" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood.
You could have a big dipper
Going up and down all around the bends
You can have a bumper car,bumping
This amusement never ends
I want to be...your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name?
Oh! Oh let me be your sledgehammer
This can be your testimony,yeah...yeah!

Everybody (yeah)
Rock your body (yeah)
Everybody
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back,all right!

Caught here in a fiery blaze,won't lose my will to stay
These eyes won't see the same after I flipped today

Singing "This'll be the day that I die!"
This'll be the day that I wanna die!

We are,we are
The youth of the nation
We are,we are
The youth of the nation
We are,we are
The youth of the nation
We are the youth of the nation

You need honky tonk women
Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues

I know you want what's on my mind
I know you like what's on my mind
I know it eats you up inside
I know you know,you know,you know

Rock the cradle of love
Rock the cradle of love
Yes,the cradle of love
Don't rock easy, it's true
Rock the cradle of love
I rocked the cradle of love
Yes,the cradle of love
Don't rock easy,it's true

C is for cookie that's good enough for me
C is for cookie that's good enough for me
C is for cookie that's good enough for me
Cookie cookie cookie starts with C

They tell us that we lost our tails
Evolving up from little snails
I say it's all just wind and sails
Are we not men,we are devo
Are we not men,D-E-V-O

Go go Power Rangers
Go go Power Rangers
Go go Power Rangers
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
We'll take you to the candy shop (yeah)
Boy one taste of what we got (un'huh)
We'll have you spending all you got (come on)
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot

Come Mr. DJ song pon de replay
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up?
All the gal pon the dancefloor wantin' some more what
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up?
Hey Mr.
Please Mr. DJ
Tell me if you hear me
Turn the music up!

So why don't you use it
Try not to bruise it
Find time,don't lose it

Bang your head
Metal health'll drive ya mad
Bang your head
Metal health'll drive ya mad

Relax,don't do it
When you wanna go to it
Relax,don't do it
When you wanna come
Relax,don't do it
When you wanna sock it to it
Relax,don't do it
When you wanna come
When you wanna come
When you want to come
The Benny Hill theme song,Avenged Sevenfold's Bat Country,Madonna's America Pie,C Is For Cookie,and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song had never been made it to a polka medley. Other songs in this medley are straight outta nowhere,but you know those songs.

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Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm getting Even!
Agrimorfee - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
TSB, what are you trying to accomplish here? It's one thing to make a parody mashup with other parodies here (as you and I have done), it's another thing to reprint lyrics to OS's.

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