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Song Parodies -> "Blessranger's Very Funny Laugh-Off"

Original Song Title:

"Various Songs"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"Blessranger's Very Funny Laugh-Off"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This is a medley of some of Blessranger's funniest parodies.
OLD SCHOOL GARFIELD SHOW,parody of "Old Time Rock And Roll" by Bob Seger:
Just take some old cartoons off the shelf
I'll sit and stare at 'em by myself
80s shows ain't been my new low
I like that old school Garfield show
His owner Jon goes to a disco
The orange tabby was stuck all alone
In one hour,he's feeling very bored
I like that old school Garfield show

PUT UP A FIGHT,parody of "Give Me The Night" by George Benson:
There's lots of fighting action
A place to kill them for the thrill,a little late grudge match
It's a strange attraction
You'll see the people of the world making a grudge match
'Cause they're not just fighting fair,let's take a beating everywhere
Let's put up a fight
Put up a fight
People challenging you
And we'll battle others
On a fight through paradise
And if you're feeling through
Then beat up another
'Cause I see a fair fight of truths and lies
Don't you know we can fight?
Now put up a fight
Put up a fight

ALWAYS SOMEONE FAIR TO ATTACK ME,parody of "Always Something There To Remind Me" by Naked Eyes:
Oh and I could offend someone
And there was always someone fair to attack me
Always someone fair to attack me
I was born to battle,and I can really be free
It's always worth a fight to me

STUCK IN THE SUBURBS,parody of "Rockin' the Suburbs" by Ben Folds:
I'm stuck in the suburbs
Just like Doris Roberts did
I'm stuck in the suburbs
Even she was not talented
I'm stuck in the suburbs
I'm not alone and not afraid
That some director being better at those videos he makes

BULLFROG,parody of "Black Dog" by Led Zeppelin:
I'll put the frog in this jar
So the frog cannot just escape so far
Froggies jump way right in
Over people thick and thin
(frogs croaking 13 times)
Hey,froggy,oh,froggy,pretty froggy,show me what you're doing now
Hey,froggy,oh,froggy,pretty froggy,show me what you're doing now

WENDY'S SIDE CHOICES,parody of "Voices" by Disturbed:
Can't you imagine how good going through this will make you feel at Wendy's,someone will really know
There will be a choice for your value meal
You really love it anyway
So come on, be a man
And do what you are compelled to do
Save me Dave!
I can go to Wendy's for some side choices with my combo
I can feel the subliminal need to have the choices that make things right
I can go to Wendy's for some side choices with my combo
I can feel the subliminal need to have the choices that make everything alright
Are you hungry now? Let's go to Wendy's!
Are you hungry? It's time for lunch!
Are you hungry now? Let's go to Wendy's!
You were hungry

CAN'T STAND FRAISER CRANE,parody of "Last Dance With Mary Jane" by Tom Petty:
Can't stand Frasier Crane
His sitcom was too insane
Watching Cheers isn't bad and I'm
Tired and I am not sad

RUN AND HIDE,parody of "Walk of Life" by Dire Straits:
Here come the cops someone stole all your money
They will of course take them down
Here come the cops when the going's getting crummy
Fight them back all around
They got the action to track their motions
Yeah,the cops can play
They hope nobody will stand in their way
He was really such a mean cold-blooded killer
He's gonna kill you with his knife
You better run,you better run and hide

AREN'T WE PLAYING NICE,parody of "Wouldn't It Be Nice" by The Beach Boys:
Aren't we playing nice cause you were children
Then you kids aren't doing something wrong
And aren't we playing nice and stay together
In this grade school where we belong
You know it's easy to be punished someday
Try not to get into trouble anyway

DORIS ROBERTS IS DUMB,parody of "And the Cradle Will Rock" by Van Halen:
And when some sitcom babe gets down
They try to get her outta town
They say,"You shouldn't just listen,jerk"
Listen,jerk (ooh,lousy jerk)
At an early age she hits the street
Winds up tired with who she meets
She's not unemployed! (Unemployed?) Duh!
Doris Roberts is dumb
Yes she's Doris,Doris was dumb
And I hate Doris,duh! Doris

WRONG OR RIGHT,parody of "Black or White" by Michael Jackson:
I am tired of some habit
I am tired of some stuff
I am tired of some problems
Even the going's got tough
I ain't scared of your father
I ain't scared of no girls
I ain't scare of nobody
Even the going gets mean
Disasters are coming out faster,causing panic you drunken master
It's a gulf war on a modern day,I'd rather hear both sides got their prey
See,it's not a big disgrace,just places,faces,attitude comes from is where your space is
If what is right got awry,good and evil gone blending,getting too ugly
Don't you try to go up to me and try to stone me and spit in my eye
But if you're being such annoying,better learn whatever's wrong or right
I said if you're very aggravating,know the truth behind wrong or right
I said if there are things that bother you,find out what's wrong or right

IF ERMAC WAS ERNIE,parody of "If Moon Was Cookie" by Cookie Monster of Sesame Street:
If Ermac was Ernie,I think he would be
The crappiest ninja I've ever seen
I'd dress up like Reptile and I'll join a fight
His telekinesis can be wrong or right

CANDLE IS THE SUN,parody of "Walkin' On The Sun" by Smash Mouth:
So don't delay act now Dark Cloud 2's coming out
My PS2's still alive,three to four months to arrive
And if you follow there may be a tomorrow
What if you think it's wrong,you shouldn't say "a candle is the sun"

LORIMAR-TELEPICTURES,parody of "Cigaro" by System Of A Down:
Two companies together
Two companies got better
Swerving lines forever
L-T is really so clever
Lo! Lorimar!
Lorimar-Telepictures logo
Coming coming right in
Lo! Lorimar!
Lorimar-Telepictures logo
Coming coming right in
Lo! Lorimar!
Lorimar-Telepictures logo
Coming coming right in
Lo! Lorimar!
Lorimar-Telepictures logo
Coming coming right in
Can't you see that I love L-T?
Can't you see that you love L-T?
Can't you see that we love L-T?

BIG BIRD,parody of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson:
Snufflepagus was Big Bird's wooly mammoth friend
And Radar was Big Bird's teddy bear now and then
So you just thought that he's a condor that is golden
But I just said that he is a canary,not a condor
This guy is Big Bird,Big Bird's tall
Eight feet of yellow feathers and beak on his face
(Big Bird,Big Bird's tall)
He ain't a big disgrace,bird is the word,Big Bird all right
He's eight foot tall and this bird's still around in Sesame Street
He's no offensive,just a playful canary,Ernie
(la la eight feet) Let's play Journey to Ernie

EYE OF THE ZOMBIE,parody of "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor:
The undead must've been killed
Make them spill their guts for the glory
Going to the underworld,going for the thrill
Just a vampire hunter to survive
It's the Eye of the Zombie
It's the chill of the night
Rising up are the undead from the graveyard
A well known bounty hunter's having zombies to fight
And we're seeing a blink in the Eye of the Zombie
The Eye of the Zombie
The Eye of the Zombie
The Eye of the Zombie
The Eye of the Zombie

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Michael Pacholek - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
You put a lot of work, and a little bit of thought, into this, and that's the only thing that's saving you from an all-ones rating. It's too disjointed, jumps around too much, and the only connection seems to be that all of these things you're talking about are things you should've moved on from years ago. It's one thing to write about such things occasionally, but all the time? Ironic, isn't it: You're stuck in arrested development, when the TV show "Arrested Development" was definitely not for children.
Agrimorfee - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
MP, it takes a certain amount of openmindedness to recognize the "outsider art" that is TSB. Plus, you need to understand that this is simply snippets from his 1000+ submissions. TSB, you should realize that this really doesn't follow the guidelines of submission, because you are basically entering a song that has already been submitted. Glad to see "Bullfrog" in the mix--my favorite of yours--and was perplexed by the philosophical essays of "Put Up A Fight" and "Wrong or Right". Carry on, my wayward son.

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