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Song Parodies -> "I Want a Banker for Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I Want a Puppy for Christmas"
Original Performer:
Various Artists
Parody Song Title:
"I Want a Banker for Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Atropos
The Lyrics
This stupid thing just jumped into my head while preparing to paint the house... for Christmas...
I want a banker for Christmas
One I can call my own
One who can sell me mortgages
One who can preach and moan
I want a banker for Christmas
Santa I need a loan
From your tanker pull a banker I can call my own
I will take good care of him and feed him steak tartare
Take him for a drink in my local bar
I want a banker for Christmas
Santa I need a loan
From you tanker pull that banker I can call my own
One I can call my own
One who can sell me mortgages
One who can preach and moan
I want a banker for Christmas
Santa I need a loan
From your tanker pull a banker I can call my own
I will take good care of him and feed him steak tartare
Take him for a drink in my local bar
I want a banker for Christmas
Santa I need a loan
From you tanker pull that banker I can call my own
Silly, I know, but hey, don't we all need a loan just now?... ;0p
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