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Song Parodies -> "O Little Gown Of Beth We Hem"

Original Song Title:

"O Little Town Of Bethlehem"

Original Performer:

Various

Parody Song Title:

"O Little Gown Of Beth We Hem"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

O Little Gown Of Beth We Hem,
So it won't be too high
Above the knee, it should not be,
And never show a thigh

This eve the school Prom cometh
When ogling boys excite,
Mid howls and jeers, some guzzled beers,
Pray not too wild tonight

Till early morn, parents worry,
Bout stuff boys do think of,
If chap'rones sleep, Angel's won't keep
A watch on wandering love

O Little Gown Of Beth We Hem
Not right if it's too low
We send her out with trust about,
Just how the dance will go

We know kids can't be Angels,
Just hope not much mayhem
Before daybreak, for Heaven's sake,
At least by three A.M.


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Ravyn Rant - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This is adorable.
alvin rhodes - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
possibly the best song i've ever heard about dress hemming...5s
John Barry - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Fantastic, AFW! I've been trying to figure out how to do this one and getting nowhere.
AFW - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Ravyn, Alvin, and John.....for your votes and kind comments....
David - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
"Magnifique!" 5-5-5
Tim Mayfield - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
AFW, 5 stitches from me.
AFW - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to David and Tim
Meriadoc - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute and clever!
Johnny D - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Meriadoc!
AFW - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Meriadoc and Johnny D

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