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Song Parodies -> "What Will We Do with a Stable Genius?"
Original Song Title:
"What Will We Do with a Drunken Sailor?"
Original Performer:
various
Parody Song Title:
"What Will We Do with a Stable Genius?"
Parody Written by:
Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran
The Lyrics
What Will We Do with a Stable Genius? By Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
Early in the morning.
Elect him number forty-five.
Elect him number forty-five.
Elect him number forty-five.
One cold November day.
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
Early in the morning.
Put him in bed with a Russian hooker.
Put him in bed with a Russian hooker.
Put him in bed with a Russian hooker.
On a winter’s evening.
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
Early in the morning.
Let him obstruct justice daily.
Let him obstruct justice daily.
Let him obstruct justice daily.
And fire folks at will.
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
Early in the morning.
Grant him a pardon, send him home.
Grant him a pardon, send him home.
Grant him a pardon, send him home.
‘Though the orange suit suits him well.
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
Early in the morning.
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
Early in the morning.
Elect him number forty-five.
Elect him number forty-five.
Elect him number forty-five.
One cold November day.
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
Early in the morning.
Put him in bed with a Russian hooker.
Put him in bed with a Russian hooker.
Put him in bed with a Russian hooker.
On a winter’s evening.
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
Early in the morning.
Let him obstruct justice daily.
Let him obstruct justice daily.
Let him obstruct justice daily.
And fire folks at will.
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
Early in the morning.
Grant him a pardon, send him home.
Grant him a pardon, send him home.
Grant him a pardon, send him home.
‘Though the orange suit suits him well.
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
What will we do with a stable genius?
Early in the morning.
Copyright 2018 by Jeffrey Moran
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Brilliant but depressing.
Well, we can't hang him for treason. Not because he hasn't committed treason, but because he has no neck.
Brilliant? WTF? It's basically all repetition!
Now that we've proved them all guilty of high crimes and treason against the USA, should we crucify the Democrats on every street corner or merely hang them from the lampposts there? Crucifixion would be more in line with what they deserve for their atrocities against humanity, but hanging would be more Constitutional and efficient, and we could still set the dogs on their corpses afterward. Hmmm...
Decisions, decisions.
Decisions, decisions.
Loved it! High 5s.
Repeat city not deserving praise. 1's
didn't take much brains to write this piece of junk
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