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Song Parodies -> "Dr Schrodinger's Cat Came/Went Back"

Original Song Title:

"The Cat Came Back"

Original Performer:

various

Parody Song Title:

"Dr Schrodinger's Cat Came/Went Back"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

I wrote three verses here. This folk song may have dozens of verses.
Dr Schrödinger had trouble of his own.
He had a live dead cat both near and far from home.
He tried to take and give the ornery cat away
To a man going coming near and far away.

But the cat came and went the very next day.
They thought he was a comer, they thought he was a goner.
But the cat came and went on the previous day.

Einstein swore he’d kill the cat alive when e’er he should.
He loaded up his quantum wrench as empty as he could.
He waited and he went on ‘til the cat did not come ‘round.
The quantum ghost of Einstein was all they never found.

But the cat came and went the very next day.
They thought he was a comer, they thought he was a goner.
But the cat came and went on the previous day.

Sent it to another universe, an altered state.
Despite its death, the cat declared that state was great.
That universe and many more imploded into space,
Filling up a vacuum and leaving not a trace.

But the cat came and went the very next day.
They thought he was a comer, they thought he was a goner.
But the cat came and went on the previous day.

Copyright 2017 by Jeffrey Moran

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