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Song Parodies -> "The Kop Want Klopp"

Original Song Title:

"The Cat Came Back"

Original Performer:

Various

Parody Song Title:

"The Kop Want Klopp"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Liverpool FC have got more problems you can name
Spent a lorra lorra money, but they still can't win a game
Brendan Rogers tried and tried, they've thrown him in the bin
So now they need a coach who can help LFC to win...

And the Kop want Klopp the very next day
The Kop want Klopp, they're urgin' to get Jurgen
Yeah the Kop want Klopp. They're thinkin' he'll do OK

LFC supporters wouldn't go for David Moyes
I'm sure the mere suggestion's one that seriously annoys
And although they may want him, they need to get real:
Won't attract Pep Guardiola, or even Martin O'Neill

Now the Kop want Klopp the very next day
The Kop want Klopp, no sendin' out for Brendan
Yeah the Kop want Klopp. They're hopin' he'll do OK

They're trying to find a manager whose contract has expired
Not Alex fucking Ferguson, don't want to be hair-dryered
No dice for Sam Allardyce, no how for Eddie Howe
No poaching Gareth Ainsworth - Wycombe Wanderers need him now

But the Kop want Klopp the very next day
The Kop want Klopp, no hello for Capello
Yeah the Kop want Klopp. They're hopin' he'll do OK

Bringing back Roy Hodgson? That would only make them moan
Don't think that they'll reinstate King Kenny to his throne
Rafa from retirement? No, that's no way to behave
Necromancy? Can they raise Bill Shankly from the grave

No, the Kop want Klopp the very next day
The Kop want Klopp, Ancelotti? Nah, that's potty
Yeah the Kop want Klopp. They're prayin' he'll do OK

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Pacing: 1.4
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Overall Rating: 1.4

Total Votes: 29

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Top Hat - October 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Rubbish.
Sir George - October 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Stinks more than a cat's litterbox!
Phil Alexander - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Thank your your erudition, evident deep understanding of the subject matter and multiple votes. I look forward to your showing me how much better your own parodies are.
Commenter - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
The sharks smelled blood in the water after your 2-month gallant stand against the know-nothing anti-GMO gang. Dismissive non-reviews like Top Hat's familiar "Rubbish" are themselves rubbish. I'm not a football fan, but I see you're a knowledgable zealot. Compensatory 5s for your work and as a reply to the lynch mob.
Says You - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Klop was a flopp!!!
Football sux - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Boo hoo, Phil. Go console yourself with brown noser Commenter. Your parody stinks and was rated appropriately.
You may have an idea who this is - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Good work Phil. I would give you tens just for the three words "Alex f***ing Ferguson". Couldn't fit in Bob Paisley anywhere?
This sux - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Poop goes plop!
Phil Alexander - October 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Bab Paisley is the first Liverpool manager I remember, and originally wrote him in the "Bill Shankly" line, but thought thank Shankly was possibly the more iconic figure to be resurrected. Couldn't really get them both in, unfortunately :-)

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