Mice do it, keys do it
Windows users on PCs do it
Let's do it, let's do I.T.
Mums do it, dads do it
Tablet owners with iPads do it
Let's do it, let's do I.T.

Nearly all workers at work do it
With an identity card
Any dimwit or jerk can do it
'Cause it isn't that hard

And so if us do it - them do it
Me at eighty w.p.m. do it
Let's do it, let's do I.T.
Working journalist hacks do it
Usually on Apple Macs do it
Let's do it, let's do I.T.

Waiters serving hors d'oeuvres do it
People eating popcorn
Seedy old men and pervs do it
(But mainly for porn)

These days there's many ways to do it
You can sit down on the loo to do it
Let's do it, let's do I.T.
Girls do it, guys do it
McDonalds zombies serving fries do it
Let's do it, let's do I.T.

All teenagers these days do it
On their mobile phones
A myriad of diff'rent ways do it
Together or on their owns

Police do it, thieves do it
Consultants charging massive fees do it
Let's do it, let's do I.T.
Compaq do it, Dell do it
When we're dead we'll go to Hell 'n' do it
We'll do it, we'll do I.T.