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Song Parodies -> "I've Got A Sore Throat And Swollen Glands"

Original Song Title:

"He's Got The Whole World In His Hands"

Original Performer:

Various

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got A Sore Throat And Swollen Glands"

Parody Written by:

Sister Amnesia

The Lyrics

A hypochondriacs mantra
I’ve got a sore throat and swollen glands
I’ve got a sore throat and swollen glands
I’ve got a sore throat and swollen glands
I’ve got a sore throat and swollen glands

I’ve got athletes foot and blisters on my hands
I’ve got athletes foot and blisters on my hands
I’ve got athletes foot and blisters on my hands
I’ve got weeping blisters on my hands

I need buttock liposuction and a gastric band
I need buttock liposuction and a gastric band
I need buttock liposuction and a gastric band
Liposuction and a gastric band

I get shivers and hot flushes that I can’t stand
I get shivers and hot flushes that I can’t stand
I get shivers and hot flushes that I can’t stand
Hot flushes that I cannot stand

I’ve had every known illness in the land
I’ve had every known illness in the land
I’ve had every known illness in the land
And a couple that I haven’t planned

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2:49 AM - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
That was great *claps hands* Keep up the good work!

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